Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#81
Why did the chess master throw up on the boat?
He got c6.
He got c6.
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#82
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"I just had a new winch installed on my boat today," the guy tells the bartender.
"Ship just got reel."
"I just had a new winch installed on my boat today," the guy tells the bartender.
"Ship just got reel."
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#83
What did the ship’s captain say when he got stuck trying to navigate through a narrow channel?
"We’re in dire straits!"
"We’re in dire straits!"
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#84
I just managed to swap my boat for a new model I hadn’t seen before.
I thought it was worth a punt.
I thought it was worth a punt.
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#85
Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.
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#86
Why aren’t boats equipped with artificial intelligence?
Nobody wants to get on a thinking ship.
Nobody wants to get on a thinking ship.
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#87
I crashed my rowing boat.
I suffered a broken scull.
I suffered a broken scull.
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#88
Where did the flying boat land?
At the air-port.
At the air-port.
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#89
Why did the students go on the boat?
To get their scholar-ship!
To get their scholar-ship!
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#90
How did the wedding on the boat go?
They had a ferry-tale ending!
They had a ferry-tale ending!
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#91
How do you get a good deal on the boat?
When there is a sail on it.
When there is a sail on it.
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#92
What is the name of the boat that is famous among people?
Relation-ship.
Relation-ship.
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#93
What happened when the boat carrying red paint crashed against the boat carrying blue paint?
The crew got marooned.
The crew got marooned.
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#94
What kind of music do fishermen love to listen to on their boat?
Pond-tunes.
Pond-tunes.
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#95
What is the name of the boat made of stones?
A hard-ship.
A hard-ship.
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#96
Why were the ship owners so sad about buying the new ship?
Because it coasta-plenty to them!
Because it coasta-plenty to them!
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#97
Why are boats not weirded out by another boat and their activities?
Because they respect whatever floats each other's boats.
Because they respect whatever floats each other's boats.
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#98
Why did the sailor fall sick after looking at his boating test score?
Because he got C-sick.
Because he got C-sick.
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#99
How were the goods transported through the ship?
With the help of car-go.
With the help of car-go.
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#100
What do the sailors use to clean their noses when they have a cold?
Anchor-chiefs!
Anchor-chiefs!
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