Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#41
Why are pirates really cool?
Because they arrrgggghhh!
Because they arrrgggghhh!
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#42
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Quatro sinko.
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#43
Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
You stop pretending.
You stop pretending.
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#44
Where did Bugs Bunny decide to park his boat?
At the "What's-up dock!"
At the "What's-up dock!"
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#45
What kind of vegetable is not allowed on ships?
Leeks.
Leeks.
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#46
What was the name of the dentist's office, which got opened on a boat?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
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#47
What was the discount rate at the boat store?
A two-for-one sail.
A two-for-one sail.
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#48
Why did the dolphin chase the boat?
To find its porpoise!
To find its porpoise!
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#49
How to make a boat feel healthy?
Just give it some vitamin sea.
Just give it some vitamin sea.
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#50
What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat?
A see captain.
A see captain.
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#51
What does BOAT stand for?
"Break out another thousand."
"Break out another thousand."
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#52
How was the sailing business going on in the boat?
The sails were going through the roof!
The sails were going through the roof!
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#53
Why did the sailor suddenly jump into the sea?
To test the water.
To test the water.
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#54
Where do the most deadly creatures like zombies go for sailing?
To the Dead Sea.
To the Dead Sea.
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#55
What is the name of the sail that has only two corners?
"I do not have a clew!"
"I do not have a clew!"
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#56
What is so fascinating about the iceberg named Bluetooth?
Any ship that will go near it will sync!
Any ship that will go near it will sync!
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#57
What music system did the sailors use the most?
A boat player!
A boat player!
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#58
How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because there is no right size available onboard, and the marine store doesn't carry that brand, and moreover, the mail-order has them on back-order.
None, because there is no right size available onboard, and the marine store doesn't carry that brand, and moreover, the mail-order has them on back-order.
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#59
From where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
At a second-hand store.
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#60
What is the name of the most joyful ship?
The laughter-ship.
The laughter-ship.
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