Hark and listen to the sky! Join our boat o' fun with these 'ere charmin' boating jokes!
Whether ye be a sailor, a gentleman o' fortune, or a lord o' unknown breeding, these 'ere jokes will tickle yer jolly bone an' see ye through a storm o' laughter. Totally unscathed an' safe, yet with jolly tears in yer eyes!
Okay, pardon us for this piratesque intermission - somehow it's always the gentleman o' fortune that pops into our heads when thinking about anything at least remotely related to the seven seas. Say, something like these sailing jokes here!
That's right, it's our collection of jolly good jokes about boats, and even if the sea for you is sandy beaches and vacations, there will be at least one of these hilarious jokes that you'll feel deeply touched by. Meaning, of course, it will bring a gale of laughter! And might make you want to get a pet parrot while you're at it.
Anyway, boat jokes are definitely not just for pirates, fishermen, and fancy people - they're for everyone! And, if you feel these sail jokes will do you some good, too, then scroll on down below to check them out. Once you are done, give the best jokes your vote, and share this article with your friends!
#21
How do sailors greet each other on the cruise?
They start waving.
They start waving.
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#22
Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship?
Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise.
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#23
What does Captain Jack Sparrow usually cook?
Pyrex of the Caribbean.
Pyrex of the Caribbean.
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#24
What do you call a boat with AI?
Row-bot.
Row-bot.
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#25
A very nervous first-time crew member says to the skipper, “Do boats like this sink very often?”
“Not too often,” replied the skipper. “Usually only once.”
“Not too often,” replied the skipper. “Usually only once.”
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#26
What did the deck say to the waves that came crashing on board?
“Water you doing here!?”
“Water you doing here!?”
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#27
What do you call a ship that’s 50% off?
A sale boat.
A sale boat.
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#28
Felt wavy. Might as well seas the day!
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#29
If your boat gets sick, I know a great dock.
It’s pier-reviewed.
It’s pier-reviewed.
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#30
Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
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#31
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing. It just waved.
Nothing. It just waved.
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#32
Why did the Norwegian sell their boat?
They couldn’t a-fjord it!
They couldn’t a-fjord it!
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#33
Hundreds of people lined up for the paddle sale at the boat shop.
It was quite an oar deal.
It was quite an oar deal.
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#34
I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise… Until I realised, we are all in the same boat.
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#35
I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in…
It was Adele, rolling in the deep.
It was Adele, rolling in the deep.
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#36
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So that when the ships come back into port they can Scandinavian!
So that when the ships come back into port they can Scandinavian!
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#37
What do you call just over three rodents on a boat?
Pi-rats.
Pi-rats.
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#38
How do you get a blind man to see?
By boat.
By boat.
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#39
Have you ever had the theme from "The Love Boat" stuck in your head?
Now you have. You're welcome.
Now you have. You're welcome.
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#40
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe answer the door, please?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe answer the door, please?
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