If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#61
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
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#62
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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#63
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
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#64
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
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#65
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
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#66
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
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#67
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
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#68
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
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#69
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
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#70
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
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#71
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
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#72
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
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#73
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
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#74
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
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#75
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
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#76
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
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#77
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
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#78
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
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#79
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
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#80
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
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