If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#81
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
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#82
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
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#83
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
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#84
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
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#85
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
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#86
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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#87
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
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#88
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
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#89
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
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#90
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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#91
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
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#92
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
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#93
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
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#94
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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#95
Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
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#96
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here.
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#97
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
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#98
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you!
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#99
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
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#100
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
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