If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#41
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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#42
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
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#43
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
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#44
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
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#45
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
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#46
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
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#47
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
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#48
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
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#49
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
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#50
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
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#51
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
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#52
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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#53
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
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#54
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
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#55
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo!
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#56
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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#57
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
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#58
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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#59
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
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#60
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
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