If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#21
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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#22
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
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#23
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
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#24
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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#25
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH...
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#26
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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#27
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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#28
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
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#29
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
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#30
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
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#31
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
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#32
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
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#33
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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#34
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too!
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#35
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!
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#36
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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#37
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
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#38
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
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#39
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
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#40
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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