Have you ever laughed so hard at a joke that you knew was inappropriate but couldn’t help yourself? That’s the power of dark humor jokes, an art form that literary critics have associated with authors as early as the ancient Greeks! It feels like black humor is designed to make you giggle at the most inappropriate times. But the point is, sometimes we need to laugh at the bad things life throws at us with a well-delivered dark joke, even though those around us may find it offensive.
So this is a call to all the dark comedy junkies out there! Are you tired of those lame vanilla jokes that could be good for a kid but not for your twisted sense of humor? Are you craving your daily fix of messed-up jokes? What a happy coincidence! You are in luck because today is the day we gather all the best dark humor jokes we fell in love with and share them with you. So let’s get started, shall we?
#81
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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#82
The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
My thoughts are with his family.
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#83
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
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#84
Grandma: "Most people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?"
Me: "Most people your age are dead by now, why aren’t you?"
Me: "Most people your age are dead by now, why aren’t you?"
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#85
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
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#86
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
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#87
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
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#88
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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#89
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
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#90
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
He's all right now!
He's all right now!
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#91
Son: "Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?"
Dad: "Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place."
Dad: "Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place."
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#92
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID", my wife said.
"Why?", I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
"She obviously has COVID", my wife said.
"Why?", I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
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#93
I started crying when dad was cutting Onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Onions was such a good dog.
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#94
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
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#95
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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#96
What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
About 140 calories.
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#97
Gen Z should change their name to… Quaranteens.
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#98
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
He wasn’t a mourning person.
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#99
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
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#100
What do you call someone who won’t stop raving about how the world is going to end?
A climate scientist.
A climate scientist.
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