Have you ever laughed so hard at a joke that you knew was inappropriate but couldn’t help yourself? That’s the power of dark humor jokes, an art form that literary critics have associated with authors as early as the ancient Greeks! It feels like black humor is designed to make you giggle at the most inappropriate times. But the point is, sometimes we need to laugh at the bad things life throws at us with a well-delivered dark joke, even though those around us may find it offensive.
So this is a call to all the dark comedy junkies out there! Are you tired of those lame vanilla jokes that could be good for a kid but not for your twisted sense of humor? Are you craving your daily fix of messed-up jokes? What a happy coincidence! You are in luck because today is the day we gather all the best dark humor jokes we fell in love with and share them with you. So let’s get started, shall we?
#61
I wasn't close to my father when he died.
Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
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#62
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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#63
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
So I went home.
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#64
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.
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#65
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
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#66
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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#67
You’re not completely useless.
You can always be used as a bad example.
You can always be used as a bad example.
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#68
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach.
But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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#69
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
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#70
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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#71
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
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#72
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
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#73
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have ten left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
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#74
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
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#75
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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#76
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Because they taste funny.
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#77
I have a joke about trickle down economics.
But 99% of you will never get it.
But 99% of you will never get it.
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#78
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
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#79
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette.
It went in one ear and out the other.
It went in one ear and out the other.
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#80
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
If you pee on them, they disappear.
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