How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#141
I didn’t put garlic over my door because I think you’re a vampire.
It just smells much better than you.
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#142
Are all your friends this stupid as well?
Maybe we can invite them over and, together, you’d constitute one working brain cell.
Unknown
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#143
You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high.
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#144
You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.
Unknown
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#145
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too.
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#146
Don’t get bitter, just get better.
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#147
Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew.
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#148
You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth.
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#149
You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
Unknown
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#150
The series of mental backflips I had to do to try and understand your point should have broken my neck.
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#151
Good job. You almost reached a level of coherency resembling my newborn son.
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#152
You’re my favorite person...
Besides every other person I’ve ever met.
Unknown
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#153
I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended?
The only thing offending me is your face.
Unknown
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#154
The fact that someone wakes up to your face in the morning should be alarming.
And yes, I’m referring to the mirror as well.
Unknown
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#155
I would like some tips on how to clear my mind from someone with nothing meaningful to contribute.
Care to help?
Unknown
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#156
Don’t place your self-worth in other’s hands.
That being said, allow me to redirect you to the discount section. I found a spot for you.
Unknown
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#157
You look like a ‘before’ picture.
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#158
I’ve never had many life goals.
I’m just really grateful I’m not you.
Unknown
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#159
Funny, I don’t remember you raising your hand.
I’m going to call on someone else.
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#160
When they said grow a pair, they didn’t mean for you to have kids.
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