How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#121
Just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one.
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#122
Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
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#123
You’re not as dumb as you look.
I mean, how could you be?
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#124
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.
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#125
I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.
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#126
Louie Armstrong would have never released “What a Wonderful World” had he met you.
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#127
The zoo called.
They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?
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#128
You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread.
Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.
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#129
The amount of meaningful things you’ve done in your life wouldn’t be enough to fill a single page.
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#130
They say our brains don’t stop developing until we reach 25; looks like yours stopped a bit early.
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#131
You’re like my fridge: always full of yourself yet offering an abundance of empty calories.
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#132
Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one?
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#133
You see that door?
I want you on the other side of it.
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#134
If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.
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#135
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
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#136
If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?
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#137
Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
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#138
No amount of self-editing can fix the massive failure your autobiography would be.
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#139
You’re the type of person that uses their 3rd grade research paper as a resume booster.
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#140
I’d hate to come across a universe where you’re funny.
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