How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#161
I applaud your effort, but I think I’m the only one in the audience.
And I’m leaving early.
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#162
Don’t worry about me.
Worry about your eyebrows.
Unknown
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#163
A corpse is better company than you.
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#164
Has anyone ever tried to smack some sense into you?
Allow me to be the first one.
Unknown
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#165
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
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#166
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
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#167
If I wanted to hear from a butt, I’d fart.
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#168
You hit the nail right on the head.
Too bad your parents took it literally.
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#169
Did I hurt your ego? Do you want a kissy on your boo-boo?
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#170
I don’t have any trash to take out today, but I volunteer you as tribute.
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#171
Every cloud has a silver lining.
I’m still trying to figure out yours.
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#172
If you ever cross my mind, I’ll make sure it’s a busy intersection.
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#173
The truth will set you free. You suck.
Ok, you’re free to go.
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#174
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.
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#175
Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.
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#176
What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
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#177
Your brain is working overtime today. You better pay it extra.
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#178
The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.
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#179
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
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#180
I’m an acquired taste.
Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
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