How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#101
When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad:
“I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”
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#102
Your secrets are always safe with me.
I never even listen when you tell me them.
Unknown
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#103
I told my therapist about you.
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#104
You’re the corner piece to an unsolvable puzzle.
Everyone looks right past you.
Unknown
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#105
I’m not going to repeat myself, but I’m also glad to do anything that prevents you from talking.
Unknown
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#106
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Unknown
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#107
You need a kiss on the neck from a crocodile.
Unknown
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#108
Some people hatch into beautiful butterflies.
Some people hatch into whatever the hell you are.
Unknown
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#109
I don’t want to rain on your parade.
I want a typhoon.
Unknown
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#110
I may love to shop but I’m not buying your bull.
Unknown
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#111
People like you are the reason I’m on medication.
Unknown
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#112
I wanted to live life without many regrets.
Then I met you.
Unknown
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#113
You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Unknown
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#114
Don’t worry. Everyone makes mistakes.
Your parents, for one.
Unknown
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#115
You’re an unscented candle in a store full of beautiful fragrances.
Unknown
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#116
I’m surprised your teeth aren’t brown from all that nonsense-talking you do.
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#117
Did God make you with his eyes closed?
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#118
The 0.01% of germs are afraid of contracting stupidity from you.
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#119
You’re lucky intelligence isn’t measured in negative numbers.
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#120
Your lips keep moving but all I hear is “Blah, blah, blah.”
Unknown
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