How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#81
I typed "Idiot" into Google yesterday.
Your picture came up.
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#82
What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.
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#83
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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#84
Jealousy is a disease.
Get well soon.
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#85
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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#86
Earth is full.
Go home.
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#87
All mistakes are fixable, yet you aren’t.
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#88
I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.
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#89
Were you born on the highway?
That is where most accidents happen.
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#90
The Department of Homeland Security added your existence to the list of “Natural Disasters.”
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#91
Grab a straw, because you suck.
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#92
You know, you’d be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
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#93
Hold still.
I’m trying to imagine you with personality.
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#94
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world.
Thanks for helping me understand that.
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#95
Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.
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#96
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your butt.
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#97
Your face makes onions cry.
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#98
That sounds like a you problem.
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#99
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
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#100
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
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