How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#61
I’ve got higher heels than your standards.
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#62
Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back.
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#63
Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around?
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#64
You are the architect of your life.
Unfortunately, the blueprints are messy, written in Mandarin, and waterlogged beyond all recognition. Good luck.
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#65
I’m sorry I didn’t get that – I don’t speak idiot.
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#66
You are the human version of period cramps.
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#67
You’re impossible to underestimate.
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#68
If you were an inanimate object, you’d be a participation trophy.
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#69
If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch.
It’s going to be a while.
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#70
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
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#71
Your absence would affect me greatly.
I’d finally get some peace and quiet.
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#72
I must have been imagining things. For a second there, I thought you made a valid point.
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#73
It takes me a lot of effort to smile when you’re around.
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#74
You are so full of crap, the toilet’s jealous.
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#75
Brains aren’t everything.
In your case they’re nothing.
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#76
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
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#77
Row, row, row your boat gently down a raging waterfall.
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#78
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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#79
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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#80
I love what you’ve done with your hair.
How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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