How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#41
You should really come with a warning label.
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#42
Don’t blame me for your stupidity.
Take that up with your mom and dad.
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#43
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
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#44
Save your breath – you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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#45
It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it.
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#46
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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#47
Is part 2 of your argument coming out soon or is that it?
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#48
This is a lose-lose situation for me.
I lose my valuable time and any semblance of compassion I had left.
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#49
Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.
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#50
You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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#51
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results.
Good news – they found your head.
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#52
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
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#53
I’d spell it out for you, but that’s assuming you know your ABC’s.
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#54
I can’t think of anything to celebrate on your birthday except you being closer to death.
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#55
Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.
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#56
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
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#57
Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
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#58
Your skin is glowing, but I think it’s from the radiation emanating from your toxic personality.
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#59
I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humor.
You should try downloading it.
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#60
People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore.
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