How a person behaves during a surge of feelings varies from person to person and, often, from situation to situation. Sometimes, caught up in emotions, we might say or do something we will later regret.
Or, on the contrary, blame ourselves for not responding at all. While some say that the best comeback to an insult or a fight is no comeback at all, it’s not always possible nor desirable. And sometimes, some nasty yet savage comebacks may come out of one's mouth and burn as hot as ice.
In no way do we promote rudeness; we strongly encourage not engaging in mean behavior instead. However, some humans are natural-born savages with the best comebacks just piping hot and ready to be served at the first opportunity.
Hence, there is an abundance of savage insults and comebacks on the internet. Yet, while we do not encourage you to seek inspiration from there, some of the best comebacks to a rude person are genuinely stone-cold-blooded and, well, impressive. Let's give them that.
Below, we've compiled a list of the best comebacks that would certainly leave any bully or hater speechless.
Also, this is some good banter material if your friends get the joke and won't be offended, as long as this witty banter doesn't turn into bullying!
Nevertheless, these savage comebacks are a frolic to read, so scroll below and upvote the wildest, most brutal, best comebacks ever!
#21
Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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#22
I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
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#23
I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral.
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#24
You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
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#25
Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
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#26
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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#27
Don’t you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?
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#28
Please, keep talking.
I always yawn when I am interested.
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#29
May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm.
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#30
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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#31
I understand everything you said.
I’m choosing to ignore you.
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#32
I’ve been called worse by better.
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#33
The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
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#34
Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
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#35
If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant.
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#36
I envy people who have never met you.
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#37
Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
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#38
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
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#39
You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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#40
Feed your own ego.
I’m busy.
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