From old times, being able to grow a beard has been attributed to high testosterone levels, strength, and masculinity, aka the "manly" traits. However, while high testosterone can positively affect beard growth, the absence of it doesn't necessarily signal low testosterone levels. In fact, the most common reason why some men can't grow a voluminous beard lies in, you guessed right, genetics.
So if you are a guy worrying about not being able to grow a beard, don't stress about it. In fact, while some studies found that women are more attracted to hirsute men, others found that women preferred the clean-shaven look. Altogether, the results of these studies are often 1:1, equally favoring the bearded and clean-shaven faces. Thus, if going into this post, you initially thought that the subjects of these beard jokes would be beardless men, you were wrong. While some may believe that cracking you can't grow a beard jokes to someone's face is funny, it's really not.
Whether you have a luscious beard or rock the clean-shaven look, funny beard jokes can be enjoyed by anyone, hirsute or not. Below, we've compiled plenty of facial hair jokes, shaving jokes, barber puns, and funny jokes about mustaches that shouldn't be cut off from your funny jokes bank. Do you know of any more funny facial hair jokes? Found a particular beard joke hair-larious? Let us know!
#61

Why was the bearded man at the court?
He was waiting for the verdi-ct!
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#62
What do you call a goat with a beard?
A Goatee.
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#63
What happened to the man who was hesitant about growing a beard?
It eventually grew on him.
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#64

Why do men hate to shave off their beards?
Because they’re naturally attached to it.
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#65
Why did the bearded man decline the invitation to a charity event?
Because it was a fund razor.
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#66
Why did the bearded man sue the barber who sneakily shaved off his beard?
Because he barber-ed a grudge against him.
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#67

What did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?
Because he wanted a hairytale ending.
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#68
What happened to the bearded clown after he was kicked out of the circus?
He lost his stubble mode of income.
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#69
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
May 'stache.
May 'stache who?
May 'stache keeps growing on you.
Who is there?
May 'stache.
May 'stache who?
May 'stache keeps growing on you.
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#70

What comes after Movember?
Decembeard.
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#71
What did the barber say to the man who wanted a spherical Afro?
“Sorry, we don’t do that round hair.”
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#72
Where are bearded prisoners sent?
They sent them to the Gillette-ine.
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#73

Why was the man’s self-care product line taking off?
Because of all the shave reviews!
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#74
Why did the barber win at the race?
Because he took a short cut.
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#75
Why did the man ignore the two hipsters tailing him and kept grooming his own beard?
Because a beard in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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#76

What is a bearded man’s favorite headphone brand?
Bearddynamic.
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#77
What is an old and wise dragon?
A bearded dragon!
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#78
Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?
Because they don’t want raze-a-barn.
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#79

Why did the man maintain his beard to perfection?
Because if he didn’t, things would get a bit hairy.
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#80
What’s the difference between an ex-wife and a beard?
The beard eventually comes back.
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