From old times, being able to grow a beard has been attributed to high testosterone levels, strength, and masculinity, aka the "manly" traits. However, while high testosterone can positively affect beard growth, the absence of it doesn't necessarily signal low testosterone levels. In fact, the most common reason why some men can't grow a voluminous beard lies in, you guessed right, genetics.
So if you are a guy worrying about not being able to grow a beard, don't stress about it. In fact, while some studies found that women are more attracted to hirsute men, others found that women preferred the clean-shaven look. Altogether, the results of these studies are often 1:1, equally favoring the bearded and clean-shaven faces. Thus, if going into this post, you initially thought that the subjects of these beard jokes would be beardless men, you were wrong. While some may believe that cracking you can't grow a beard jokes to someone's face is funny, it's really not.
Whether you have a luscious beard or rock the clean-shaven look, funny beard jokes can be enjoyed by anyone, hirsute or not. Below, we've compiled plenty of facial hair jokes, shaving jokes, barber puns, and funny jokes about mustaches that shouldn't be cut off from your funny jokes bank. Do you know of any more funny facial hair jokes? Found a particular beard joke hair-larious? Let us know!
#41
What did the beard say after growing back on the man’s face?
“I’ve been hair before!”
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#42
Why did the man get beard oil before food?
Because taking care of his beard is part of his hair necessities.
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#43

What did the man say before shaving off his beard?
“Hair goes nothing!”
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#44
Why did the toy airplane land on the bearded man’s face?
Because he had a strip on it.
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#45
What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?
For them, every hair counts!
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#46

How come Spot would not let go of his beard?
He would Klingon to it!
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#47
What is a bearded hipster’s favorite metal band?
Avenged Shavenfold.
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#48
Which snack has a great mustache?
A pi-stach-io.
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#49

Why are the beard and mustache on bad terms?
Because they can't gel with each other!
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#50
Why did my friend lie about his beard?
Because he's a bald-faced liar.
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#51
What kind of beard did Rocky keep?
He kept a Balbo-a!
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#52

What did the barber say to the man after shaving his beard?
“All good things must comb to an end.”
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#53
Why did the man named Penny keep on shaving his beard?
Because a Penny shaved is a Penny earned.
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#54
Why are superheroes inspired by barbers?
Because they are always there to shave the day!
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#55

Why did the man grow a mustache even though he always wore a mask in public?
Because he wanted a secret ‘stache.
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#56
Why did the barber get annoyed by his customer?
Because he kept saying 10 times over, “I mustache you a question!”
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#57
What did the hipster tell his chef friend with a beard?
“You ought to shavour every bite!”
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#58

Why did the man grow his beard ridiculously bigger than the last time?
Because he wanted to grow it shavenfold as much.
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#59
Who is the world's most popular bearded wizard?
Of course, it is Gandalf, who else did you think?
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#60
Why was the man’s beard a visual treat?
Because it was plait to perfection.
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