From old times, being able to grow a beard has been attributed to high testosterone levels, strength, and masculinity, aka the "manly" traits. However, while high testosterone can positively affect beard growth, the absence of it doesn't necessarily signal low testosterone levels. In fact, the most common reason why some men can't grow a voluminous beard lies in, you guessed right, genetics.
So if you are a guy worrying about not being able to grow a beard, don't stress about it. In fact, while some studies found that women are more attracted to hirsute men, others found that women preferred the clean-shaven look. Altogether, the results of these studies are often 1:1, equally favoring the bearded and clean-shaven faces. Thus, if going into this post, you initially thought that the subjects of these beard jokes would be beardless men, you were wrong. While some may believe that cracking you can't grow a beard jokes to someone's face is funny, it's really not.
Whether you have a luscious beard or rock the clean-shaven look, funny beard jokes can be enjoyed by anyone, hirsute or not. Below, we've compiled plenty of facial hair jokes, shaving jokes, barber puns, and funny jokes about mustaches that shouldn't be cut off from your funny jokes bank. Do you know of any more funny facial hair jokes? Found a particular beard joke hair-larious? Let us know!
#81
Why did the man get intentionally kicked in the face by a horse?
Because he wanted a horseshoe mustache.
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#82

Why was the bearded man appointed as the sheriff in the town?
Because he had a gunslinger beard!
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#83
When do hipsters shave their facial hair to match their cool personality?
During Daylight Shavings time.
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#84
What was the pirate’s favorite kind of facial hair?
A boatee.
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#85

What did the man say to the tiny grey hair growing on his mustache?
All this time, you were growing right under my nose.
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#86
What did the mustache ask his elder brother?
I see you looking at me like that, what's growing on?
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#87
Why did the man buy a new razor?
Because the old one failed to make the cut!
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#88

What happened to long beards?
They have become a dying beard!
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#89
What do you call a person who shaves 20 times a day and still ends the day with a beard?
A barber.
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#90
Why was the bearded man the host?
He had a natural anchor in him!
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#91

Why don't hipsters try to copy curly beard styles?
Because they don't go with the wave.
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#92
What did hipster Darth Vader say to his clean-shaven henchman?
“I find your lack of beard disturbing!”
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#93
My friend and I are in a beard-growing contest. It's neck and neck right now.
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#94

Why did the man have the priest don a fake beard and mustache?
Because he wanted the baptism to be a blessing in disguise!
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#95
Why did the astronaut grow a beard in space?
Because he wanted spacial hair.
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#96
Why do women like men with beards?
Because they immediately see something that they can change!
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#97

Why did the man who couldn’t grow a beard tape a rabbit to his face?
Because then he would get the facial hare he always wanted.
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#98
Why did the bearded man go to the barber?
Because the barber provided intensive hair.
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#99
Why was the man who grew his beard for an entire year afraid of the barber?
Because the barber was the hairbinger of doom for him!
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#100

Why did the man keep growing his beard?
Because he thought he looked beardy handsome!
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