Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.

Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
#81 Bathroom mysteries solved
Robin: "Where are you, Batman?"
Batman: "On my way, was in the bathroom."
Robin: "What's a Hroom?"
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#82 Batman\'s Bathtub Crisis
Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a Htub?"
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#83 Plot twist: Masked dates aren’t for everyone
Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman?
She was against masked-man dates.
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#84 Neighborhood drama hits different

Why doesn’t Batman like going to Robin’s house? They don’t like rich people in Robin’s hood.
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#85 Okay, that hit different
What’s Batman’s favorite Chinese dish?
Kung POW chicken.
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#86 Role reversal vibes
What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team?
He was the bat boy.
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#87 The Ultimate Card Cheat Code
What does Batman do when he’s losing at cards?
He uses his Joker.
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#88 That Date Didn’t Stand a Chance

Why did Bruce Wayne’s date go badly?
He had bat breath.
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#89 Batman\'s new side hustle
Did you hear about Batman climbing up the tree? He was trying to see if he could find Robin's nest.
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#90 This Dark Knight’s Got No Chill
Why is Batman always serious?
Because he isn't the Joker!
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#91 Frosty Feuds and Chilly Takes
Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?
He always gives him the cold shoulder.
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#92 Powering up, the Wayne way

Where does Bruce Wayne get all his energy from?
Bat-teries.
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#93 I see what you did there
What is Bruce Wayne's favorite food to make for lunch?
He tells me it's alpha-bat-ti spaghetti.
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#94 Goodest Welcome Pun Ever
What did Batman's friend say to him when he returned from holiday?
Welcome bat.
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#95 When Dad Jokes Fight Crime
Have you heard of Batman’s brother, High-Hatman?
He’s a cymbal of justice.
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#96 Goals? He’s already on them.

Batman doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions. He enforces them.
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#97 Best pun your bread’s ever made
What did the loaf of bread say to Batman?
“Rye so serious?”
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#98 Dad jokes level: Expert
Why did Mrs. Batman name their son Gotham?
Because Batman always answers “Gotham needs you.”
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#99 Sidekick Goals Achieved
What do you get for a Batman who has everything?
Bat friends.
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#100 Batting cages? More like Bat-cages!

Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs?
He has a batting cage.
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