Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.
Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
#101 Plot twists no one saw coming
What's the difference between Batman and Donald Trump's tax?
People saw Batman Returns.
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#102 Dual personalities, single defeat
Why can't Two-Face beat Batman?
Because he's two Dents.
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#103 Gotham’s Coverage Plan
What are Batman's insurance policies called?
Dark Knight Returns.
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#104 Batman\'s never not coming back
What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother...Batman!
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#105 Overachiever’s Password Goals
Why did the blonde make her password "BatmanRobinBatgirlJokerHarelyIvyOslo"?
Because the rules said it needed to contain at least 6 characters and include at least 1 capital!
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#106 Sneezing with superhero style
What did Robin say when he was about to sneeze?
Holy Keenex, Batman!
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#107 Classic Halloween Plot Twist
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Batman!
Batman who?
Batman is here to robin you of your Halloween candy!
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#108 Criminals Know Batman’s Off-Duty Zone
Why did the Penguin get away with robbing the Gotham City Central Bank?
Because Batman doesn’t go downtown.
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#109 When Batman actually has boundaries
What is the difference between Gotham and the world?
In Gotham the bat never killed anyone.
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#110 Sparkle by Day, Bat by Night
Do you know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?
Because during the day he’ll sparkle.
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#111 Classic Bat-flop energy
What does Batman say when he fails his mission?
Gotham it.
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#112 This Bat’s got perfect timing
Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?
He likes being at the BATtlefront.
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#113 Sending mixed signals, much?
Why did Commissioner Gordon fail with his date?
He was sending bat signals.
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#114 Fiction: My Emotional Getaway Plan
People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
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#115 Batmarket swings missed this one
Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
It's Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?
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#116 Dark Knight’s photography fail
Why did Batman take more photographs? Because he’d forgotten to use the Flash the first time.
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#117 So that’s why he’s always flipping out
What type of exercise does Batman always want to do?
Aero-batics.
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#118 Leveled Up Friendship Test
My friend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a joker.
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#119 Plot twist: Wayne’s late again
What did Batman’s friends say when he ditched them?
Christian Bailed.
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Show Love For Your Favorite Hero
Batman, known for his war against criminals, black cape, and Batmobile, has won hearts worldwide. Die-hard fans often quote his famous line, “I’m Batman,” and roam around in black capes on Halloween.
And these puns were our way of showing love to this iconic and filthy-rich superhero. Which joke did you enjoy the most? Let us know in the comments. Also, if you know any new Batman puns, don’t forget to share them with us!
