Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.
Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
#61 Plot twist in every sip
What tea does Batman drink?
Vigilan-tea.
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#62 Pun absolutely intended
What’s the difference between a newly married Danish couple and Batman’s parents?
One couple is wed Danes and the other is Dead Waynes.
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#63 Nighttime Legends Only
Batman and a set of false teeth have a lot in common; they both only come out at night.
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#64 Dark Knight’s Chess Code
Batman refuses to use the white pieces when he plays chess; he always has to be the Dark Knight.
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#65 Guess Batman’s not into risky strolls
Why doesn’t Batman like going for walks in nature?
He's worried about coming across poison ivy.
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#66 Pun game: nailed it
What do you call it when Batman is crossed with a tree?
Spruce Wayne.
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#67 Okay, That’s a Solid Pun
Why was Bruce Wayne so popular on the cricket team?
Because he was the best ever bat man.
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#68 Plant dad problems, but make it heroic
How does Batman take care of Poison Ivy?
Ointment.
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#69 This Joke’s Actually Criminal
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!
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#70 He’s Already Dad Jokin’
Riffing on the young Bruce Wayne's lines in "Gotham:" "He has to tell his own dad jokes."
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#71 So THAT’S where I blacked out
After a rough night of partying, how can you tell you were rescued by Batman?
The next morning, you wake up in a cave.
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#72 Close Enough, Honestly
“My friend said, ‘Do you want to hear an excellent Batman impression!?’ I said, ‘Go on, then.’ He shouted, ‘NOT THE KRYPTONITE!’ I said, ‘That’s Superman.’ He said, ‘Thanks man, I’ve been practicing a lot.’”
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#73 That Pun Actually Slapped
What's it called when Batman ditches church?
Christian bail.
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#74 Plot twist nobody saw coming
A drunk stumbles out of the bar at 7 am... As he walks home, he sees a nun walking toward him. He stares her down the entire time as they get closer and closer. As they are about to pass, he punches her right in the face, knocking her out cold, then stands over her body and yells, "Not so tough today, are ya, Batman?".
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#75 This Joke Rolled Right In
What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
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#76 Saving the day, one profile pic at a time
“‘Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.’
‘Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.’”
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#77 Classic Bat Logic
Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
He had to go to the Bat Room.
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#78 Bat-ception Levels: Unlocked
One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
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#79 Prime Time Hero Energy
The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...
Batman: "Thank you for coming, 7. It's been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?"
Number 7: "Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon."
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#80 Crossovers with a side of cringe
How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.
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