Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.

Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
#41 Classic Batman energy
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
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#42 Plot twist: Parents always win

Co-worker asked me, ‘If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has superpowers, who would be the winners?’ ‘Your parents when you move out.’
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#43 Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Wear Snouts
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman swore to protect Goth Ham.
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#44 PG: Pretty Grim for Batman

Why couldn’t Batman go to the movie?
Because it was rated ‘PG’.
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#45 Just wait for the punchline
What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke?
The “PUNCH” line.
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#46 When heroes go fruity
What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
Fruit punch.
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#47 Plot Twist: Robin’s Really Hooked

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Because Robin ate all the worms.
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#48 Dark Mode: Superhero Energy

How many caped crusaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They like it dark.
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#49 Why Batman Really Wanted to Eat Out
Batman bought a French restaurant and named it: "The Creped Crusader."
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#50 Bat-Signal for Pineapple Fans

Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza?
Because it Got-ham.
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#51 Plot twist: Joker’s here too
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Batman! Batman who? Batman’s archenemy The Joker!
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#52 Classic dad joke energy
What did Batman say to the Joker when he finally caught him?
Gotham.
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#53 Well, that escalated quickly

My boss told me to ‘dress for the job you want, not the job you have.’ Now I’m in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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#54 Auto-correct strikes again
Auto-correct walks into a bar... And batman says, 'why the log fence?'
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#55 When you level up from dinner to Gotham
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed: "Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN."
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#56 Clearly, Robin Needs a Crash Course
Robin: "The batmobile won't start."
Batman: "Check the battery."
Robin: "What's a Ery."
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#57 Classic Batman Logic

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That’s Arkham’s Razor.
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#58 Guess Bat-Signal Isn’t Lifeguard Approved
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, and the guard points to a sign that says. "No swimming without supervision."
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#59 Dark Knight, No Super Sight
Why doesn't Batman have a super vision?
Because his parents died.
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#60 Bath time, Gotham style
Where does Batman’s goldfish live?
In the Bat tub.
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