Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.

Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
#21 Plot twist: Batman\'s South African roots
You might think Batman was born in Gotham, but he was actually born in South Africa. Capetown, to be exact.
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#22 Accidental Target Practice

Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.
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#23 Batman\'s not just hiding, Metropolis is just clueless
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
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#24 Plot twist: childhood trauma unlocked
"I always wanted to be Batman when I grew up. Not for the gadgets or the money. I just hate my parents."
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#25 Batman, but Make It Personal
My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
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#26 Batteries? Sounds electric!
Batman: “Alfred, why is the batremote for the batTV is not working?”
Alfred: “Have you changed the batteries, sir?”
Batman: “What are eries?”
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#27 Dark Knight’s Day Off
Why does Batman's Calendar only have 363 days? Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.
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#28 That’s one way to judge glow-up levels
A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
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#29 This Chemistry Just Got Supercharged
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by Batman.
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#30 Well, that escalated costume-ly
"I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage. Apparently, they don't appreciate Batman costumes..."
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More Batman Jokes: Batty Humor to the Rescue
The Batman memes can be found all over the internet. And fans of this superhero are always thrilled for more. So, here are some more hilarious Batman jokes that all the fans will love!
#31 Gotham’s Cheapest Joke Ever

What did batman get when he was at the store?
He GotHam.
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#32 Plot twist: love’s a little messy
Batman: *buys Catwoman a drink*.
Catwoman: *slowly knocks it off of the table*.
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#33 Heroics with a side of ouch
What do you call it when Batman gets hurt?
Bruised Wayne.
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#34 Power outage, billionaire style
What is it called when Bruce Wayne forgets to pay the electric bill?
A dark night.
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#35 Wayne Too Funny to Ignore
Why did Alfred open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion?
Because it was a Wayne-y day.
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#36 Plot twist nobody asked for
Joker asks Batman whats the worst part of going to the opera. When your parents die at the end.
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#37 Plot twist: Batman’s not invited
Teenaged son: "Dad I want to have a Batman party with my friends."
Dad: "Aren’t you a bit old for a theme party?"
Teenaged son: "No. The theme is, No Parents."
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#38 Classic Batman: Always the clingy guest

Why is it annoying to invite Batman to a party?
Because he keeps hanging around even when it is time to go.
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#39 Not your average Batman snack
What's Batman's favorite fruit?
Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit.
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#40 Honestly, Same Energy
A man goes in for a job application... And the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?" "I'm Batman."
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