Everyone is familiar with unfading classics in the comedy world, but we wouldn’t stretch it too far to nominate bar jokes as king of them all. They are like little bundles of laughter shared in the heart of good company. They can be great conversation starters, too!
From the classic “man walks into a bar” tales to clever bartender jokes, these quips promise to tickle your funny bone. Bars are not just for jokes and drinks, though. You can hear many remarkable stories, explore various people’s lives, and make new friends. And all those are connected by the specific humor in your local pub.
Whether you’re a seasoned bar hopper looking for the next couple of one-liner jokes, you can tell your drinking buddies or just seeking a chuckle, this collection will offer you a delightful escape into the realm of humor.
So, with no further ado, dive into this list and hold on to your chairs! You’ll have a difficult time remaining seated due to laughter. Share with your family and friends and make their day brighter, too.
#101
A North Korean walks into a bar and the bartender says, “How’s it going?” The North Korean says, “Can’t complain.”
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#102
A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender gives him a beer and says, “That’ll be $2.50.” The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, “You’re a little short!”
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#103
A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar and the bartender challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under two seconds. The copper wire responds, “I conduit!”
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#104
A wayward baseball rolls into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.
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#105
A dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”
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#106
A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.
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#107
A man walks into a bar with his alligator and asks: “Do you serve lawyers here?”. The bartender says: “Yes, of course we do!” The man says, “OK, I’ll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator.”
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#108
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender,
“Do you have any helicopter-flavored potato chips?”
The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
“Do you have any helicopter-flavored potato chips?”
The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
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#109
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?”
The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”
When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?”
The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”
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#110
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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#111
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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#112
What’s a composer’s favorite style of beer?
Bock.
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#113
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Have you been served?”
The barman says, “Have you been served?”
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#114
A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
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#115
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
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#116
An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
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#117
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny.
So I just snickered…
So I just snickered…
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#118
A banana walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal, but you’ve got to split.”
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#119
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you. You can’t hold your liquor.
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#120
A golf club walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender refused to serve him. “Why not,” asked the golf club. “Because you’ll be driving later,” replied the bartender.
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