Everyone is familiar with unfading classics in the comedy world, but we wouldn’t stretch it too far to nominate bar jokes as king of them all. They are like little bundles of laughter shared in the heart of good company. They can be great conversation starters, too!
From the classic “man walks into a bar” tales to clever bartender jokes, these quips promise to tickle your funny bone. Bars are not just for jokes and drinks, though. You can hear many remarkable stories, explore various people’s lives, and make new friends. And all those are connected by the specific humor in your local pub.
Whether you’re a seasoned bar hopper looking for the next couple of one-liner jokes, you can tell your drinking buddies or just seeking a chuckle, this collection will offer you a delightful escape into the realm of humor.
So, with no further ado, dive into this list and hold on to your chairs! You’ll have a difficult time remaining seated due to laughter. Share with your family and friends and make their day brighter, too.
#61
An Irish man walked out of a bar.
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#62
A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.
He tells the bartender, “Give me two shots of…”
The bartender cuts him off saying, “You only get one shot.”
He tells the bartender, “Give me two shots of…”
The bartender cuts him off saying, “You only get one shot.”
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#63
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"
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#64
A man walks into a bar…
And is immediately disqualified from the World Limbo Championships.
And is immediately disqualified from the World Limbo Championships.
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#65
A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??”
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??”
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#66
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender shouts, “We don’t serve superconductors here. Get out!”
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
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#67
Bill Gates walks into a bar. Everyone inside suddenly becomes a millionaire on average.
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#68
A statistician walks into just your average bar. The bartender says we don't serve statisticians in this bar.
The statistician says "Well, you're just mean."
The statistician says "Well, you're just mean."
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#69
3 guys walk into a bar... and the 4th one ducks.
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#70
What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
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#71
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink, but the bartender yells at him to get out before he stinks up the place.
The mushroom looks taken aback and says, “Why? I’m a fun guy.”
The mushroom looks taken aback and says, “Why? I’m a fun guy.”
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#72
So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.
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#73
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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#74
Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”
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#75
I've reached the age where my prescription bill has caught up to my bar bill.
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#76
A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing, reads
"If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chasers."
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#77
A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall, but hoping to nip it in the bud.
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#78
A cornstalk walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want to hear a joke?" The corn stalk replies, "I'm all ears!"
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#79
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
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#80
A new lawyer walks into a diner.
“Where’s the bar?” he asks.
A waitress responds, “You passed it on the way here.”
“Where’s the bar?” he asks.
A waitress responds, “You passed it on the way here.”
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