Hilarious Bar Jokes That Should Knock You Off A Bar Stool

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.

A pun walks into a bar, and ten people drop dead.
Pun in, ten dead.

A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you, you’re out of your skull!”

Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells, “AU, get out!”

And SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks "May I join you?"

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

Several fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type here."

Do you serve ladies at this bar?
No, sir, you have to supply your own.

A penguin walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “So, what will it be this time?”
The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin.

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, “Eooooooooohahummmuuuuuuuuoooooooaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.”
The second whale turns to the first and says…
“Frank, what is wrong with you?”

A guy walks up to the bartender at a wedding reception and asks, "Is this the punch line?"

So three lazy stereotypes walk into a bar.
You know what they're like.

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

A man walks into a bar. He said, “Ouch.”

The NSA walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.
The NSA smiles and says, “Heard it.”

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

What’s a pharmacist’s favorite style of beer?

Pilsner.

ƒ(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”

A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”