In the world of funny jokes, there’s one category that’s way funnier and way cuter than the rest. Have any guesses? Well, of course, it’s a sure shot as we can all agree that those jokes definitely, absolutely, obviously are animal jokes. Same as the animals themselves - curious, hilarious, and adorable - these cool jokes will most likely make you go ‘awww’ and ‘hee haw’ at the very same time. Dare to disagree? Then check out our collection of the very best animal jokes without succumbing to the charms of the fauna and without losing your socks writhing in joy. If you do succeed in avoiding these expressive matters, though, then we congratulate you on being the most imperturbable person on the face of the Earth.
Anyhoo, why don’t we talk about the cuteness of these awesome jokes and the animals themselves a bit more? Talking about round, fluffy, squishy, and peculiar beings is, after all, one of our favorite things to do! So, no need for high-stakes betting on the topics discussed in these hilarious jokes, for there will definitely be sharp-clawed kittens, snotty-nosed puppies, beady-eyed field mice, smooth-skinned piglets, and sharp-toothed crocodiles who promise to see you after a while. And if these animals are too regular for your taste, then how about some adorable jokes on aye-ayes, pink fairy armadillos, and ocelots? We sure do have some of those, too!
But, before we get a prominent toothache from listing the sweetness you are about to witness with your eyes and your heart, why don’t we go to the actual animal jokes just a bit further down? Once you are there, give your generous vote for the funniest (or the most charming) of them all, so they will proudly take their spot at the top of this list. Once this step is fulfilled, share these clever jokes with your friends. That is, if you wish to see them turning into mush from this cotton candy sweetness of animal jokes.
#41
Why are cats so good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
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#42
Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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#43

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
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#44
I lost my dog today, So put an ad in the paper. Bob: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
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#45
Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?” - Shirley Brown
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#46

What kind of jungle cat is no fun to play games with?
A cheetah.
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#47
What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert?
A pie-thon!
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#48
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken & lamb meat — but not mouse meat, which is probably all cats want.
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#49

This report from an agent landed on my desk in the auto claims division of our insurance company: "Driver encountered a large deer that jumped out from the woods to challenge his vehicle. The deer attacked his vehicle without having any insurance."
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#50
What day do chickens fear the most?
Fry-days.
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#51
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness.
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#52

Why do cows never have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
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#53
What type of market should you never take your dog to?
A flea market!
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#54
What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?
"I believe I am koala-fied for this position."
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#55

If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
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#56
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honey comb!
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#57
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
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#58
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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#59
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow's don't "who" they "MOO."
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#60

What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case, of course.
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