In the world of funny jokes, there’s one category that’s way funnier and way cuter than the rest. Have any guesses? Well, of course, it’s a sure shot as we can all agree that those jokes definitely, absolutely, obviously are animal jokes. Same as the animals themselves - curious, hilarious, and adorable - these cool jokes will most likely make you go ‘awww’ and ‘hee haw’ at the very same time. Dare to disagree? Then check out our collection of the very best animal jokes without succumbing to the charms of the fauna and without losing your socks writhing in joy. If you do succeed in avoiding these expressive matters, though, then we congratulate you on being the most imperturbable person on the face of the Earth.
Anyhoo, why don’t we talk about the cuteness of these awesome jokes and the animals themselves a bit more? Talking about round, fluffy, squishy, and peculiar beings is, after all, one of our favorite things to do! So, no need for high-stakes betting on the topics discussed in these hilarious jokes, for there will definitely be sharp-clawed kittens, snotty-nosed puppies, beady-eyed field mice, smooth-skinned piglets, and sharp-toothed crocodiles who promise to see you after a while. And if these animals are too regular for your taste, then how about some adorable jokes on aye-ayes, pink fairy armadillos, and ocelots? We sure do have some of those, too!
But, before we get a prominent toothache from listing the sweetness you are about to witness with your eyes and your heart, why don’t we go to the actual animal jokes just a bit further down? Once you are there, give your generous vote for the funniest (or the most charming) of them all, so they will proudly take their spot at the top of this list. Once this step is fulfilled, share these clever jokes with your friends. That is, if you wish to see them turning into mush from this cotton candy sweetness of animal jokes.
#61
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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#62

A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn't speak. "I know what's wrong," said the doctor. "You're a little horse!"
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#63
What is the best way to cook a gator?
In a crock-pot.
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#64
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
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#65

What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal?
"That hit the spot!"
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#66

I dressed up my dog as a mailman for Halloween. He bit himself.
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#67
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, Kanga-roo!
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#68

How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!
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#69
What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.
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#70
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have lots of scales!
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#71

Why shouldn't you play basketball with a pig?
Because it'll hog the ball!
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#72
Pollen and allergies got the best of Liam, my 9-year-old son, so he stayed home from school with his grandma. When I got home from work, he said he had brushed our dog, Abby. Knowing that I kept the dog’s brush up out of reach so she couldn’t chew on it, I asked, “How did you know where I keep Abby’s brush?” He gave me a puzzled look and said matter-of-factly, “I didn’t. I used your brush.”
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#73
So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.
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#74
Max the little camel walks into his parents' room at 3 a.m. and asks for a glass of water. "Another one?" says his father. "That's the second glass this month."
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#75

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
“Why the long face?”
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#76
What do fish do at football games?
They wave.
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#77
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
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#78

What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant?
A gi-ant!
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#79
A college girl was visiting my farm and noticed the ring in our bull's nose. Intrigued, she asked, "Did you put that ring in his nose or was he born that way?"
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#80
What's the smartest animal?
A fish because they stay in schools!
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