Some of us always have our heads in the clouds, literally. Whether it be dreaming about joining the cabin crew, becoming a pilot, or just traveling and exploring new destinations, it’s an altogether different experience, isn’t it?
Sitting in some corner, passing the long transit hours, consuming the umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee, or watching the motley assembly of the airport crowd. Whether you are obsessed with flying or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, airplane jokes work for everyone.
Why Airplane Jokes or Plane Puns?
Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety (or flight phobia) or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one. These plane memes can also help you kill time during an extra-long layover. Humor always saves the day!
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are morbid. Even if you find your airplane meme very funny, the flight attendant probably won’t be impressed. For one, they have heard it more than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high-pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
Funniest Airplane Puns to Fly High With Laughter
Here is a punny compilation of airplane jokes. While some are quite plane jokes (pun intended), some might make you fall down your seat. Alright then, ready to take off and land in the jokes? Let’s get to it!
#61
What do you call it when you’re sick of being in the airport?
Terminal illness.
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#62
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
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#63
What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon.
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#64
A plane crashed, and every single person died, except two. Why?
Because they were a couple.
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#65
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked.
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#66
An American pilot is flying a small plane across Australia. He crashes into the Outback and is knocked unconscious. When he comes to, he’s in a hospital with a nurse standing over him. Still groggy and pretty much out of it, he asks, “Did you bring me here to die?” And the nurse responds, “Nah, ya got here yesta die.”
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#67
What do we want? Low-flying airplanes! When do we want them?
Neeeeeeooooowwwww!
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#68
My friend started a business selling helicopters. It’s really starting to take off.
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#69
What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor.
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#70
A teacher was arrested on an airplane after his bag was searched. Police found a protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. They charged him with possessing implements of math instruction.
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#71
"I really wanted to build an airplane, But the idea never really took off."
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#72
One airplane to another: “Where should we go on vacation?”
The other airplane: “I dunno. Let’s wing it!”
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#73
What does a person who dislikes airplane food say when he’s served with chicken steak?
“Let’s hope for the breast!”
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#74
What did the pilot say to his passengers after a rough landing?
‘Sorry, but it wasn’t my fault. It was the asphalt.’
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#75
Why did the two airplanes start fighting?
Because they weren’t United Airlines.
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#76
What did Pikachu say after he went on an airplane?
Pika-flew!
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#77
The airport bar lets you take a peek into the future to learn how much a soda can would cost in 2025.
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#78
Sure geology rocks… but aviation is really fly!
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#79
9 out of 10 doctors recommend United Airlines.
One was removed.
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#80
Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
To save time later.
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