Some of us always have our heads in the clouds, literally. Whether it be dreaming about joining the cabin crew, becoming a pilot, or just traveling and exploring new destinations, it’s an altogether different experience, isn’t it?
Sitting in some corner, passing the long transit hours, consuming the umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee, or watching the motley assembly of the airport crowd. Whether you are obsessed with flying or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, airplane jokes work for everyone.
Why Airplane Jokes or Plane Puns?
Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety (or flight phobia) or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one. These plane memes can also help you kill time during an extra-long layover. Humor always saves the day!
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are morbid. Even if you find your airplane meme very funny, the flight attendant probably won’t be impressed. For one, they have heard it more than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high-pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
Funniest Airplane Puns to Fly High With Laughter
Here is a punny compilation of airplane jokes. While some are quite plane jokes (pun intended), some might make you fall down your seat. Alright then, ready to take off and land in the jokes? Let’s get to it!
#81
Why do flight attendants make great astronauts?
They know how to take up space.
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#82
What has a nose and flies, but can’t smell?
An airplane!
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#83
What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant?
“Today is a good day to fly.”
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#84
Where are the Great Plains located?
At the great airports.
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#85
"I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke. I guess airplane mode wasn’t working."
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#86
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
Tobler One.
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#87
"Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview: I’m down-to-earth."
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#88
What if a dog flew the first airplane?
Well, it just wouldn’t be Wright.
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#89
A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover. This flummoxed the customer: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
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#90
Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
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#91
Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
Kitty-hawk.
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#92
What do you call a plane that can’t take off?
An error plane.
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#93
What is a fleet of helicopters called?
Hellacopters.
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#94
"I’ve never been in a plane before, so I never knew what the deal with airline food was. Does that mean the joke went over my head?"
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#95
An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die?
Starved to death on the way down.
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#96
Chuck Norris put his phone on airplane mode… and flew it.
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#97
Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?
Who knows — it’s not like anyone’s going to look in at 30,000 feet.
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#98
If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
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#99
What happened when the little boy opened a window on an airplane?
He had his head in the clouds for a moment.
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#100
How can you tell the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
The optimist invented the airplane while the pessimist created the seat belts.
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