Some of us always have our heads in the clouds, literally. Whether it be dreaming about joining the cabin crew, becoming a pilot, or just traveling and exploring new destinations, it’s an altogether different experience, isn’t it?
Sitting in some corner, passing the long transit hours, consuming the umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee, or watching the motley assembly of the airport crowd. Whether you are obsessed with flying or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, airplane jokes work for everyone.
Why Airplane Jokes or Plane Puns?
Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety (or flight phobia) or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one. These plane memes can also help you kill time during an extra-long layover. Humor always saves the day!
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are morbid. Even if you find your airplane meme very funny, the flight attendant probably won’t be impressed. For one, they have heard it more than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high-pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
Funniest Airplane Puns to Fly High With Laughter
Here is a punny compilation of airplane jokes. While some are quite plane jokes (pun intended), some might make you fall down your seat. Alright then, ready to take off and land in the jokes? Let’s get to it!
#41
A backup is always necessary when jumping from a plane. That’s why they call them pairs of chutes!
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#42
What’s the difference between a copilot and a jet engine?
The jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
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#43
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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#44
"My Dad really wanted me to make paper planes with him. Eventually I folded."
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#45
"I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane. It really helps with descent."
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#46
Did you hear about the new TV show about a plane crash?
The pilot was horrible.
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#47
It is impossible to play hide and seek in an airport. You’re always hiding in plane sight.
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#48
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can’t see them taking off.
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#49
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. “Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed. “No more,” the man said. “Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!”
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#50
"I decided to leave work an hour early today. The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute, though."
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#51
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A “plane in the neck.”
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#52
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. “Can I help you?” asks the agent. “I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man. “Where to?” asks the agent. “Right back to here,” he replies.
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#53
"I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but security said I couldn’t do it. The risk was too big."
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#54
"I have a really good airplane joke I want to share… but I think it might go over your head."
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#55
What do airplane builders say about their job?
“It’s riveting.”
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#56
Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking design.
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#57
"My son saw an airplane in the sky, and he asked me what it was doing. I said it was running air."
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#58
"Yesterday, I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform. I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops."
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#59
Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good.
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#60
What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
Han Yolo.
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