Some of us always have our heads in the clouds, literally. Whether it be dreaming about joining the cabin crew, becoming a pilot, or just traveling and exploring new destinations, it’s an altogether different experience, isn’t it?
Sitting in some corner, passing the long transit hours, consuming the umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee, or watching the motley assembly of the airport crowd. Whether you are obsessed with flying or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, airplane jokes work for everyone.
Why Airplane Jokes or Plane Puns?
Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety (or flight phobia) or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one. These plane memes can also help you kill time during an extra-long layover. Humor always saves the day!
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are morbid. Even if you find your airplane meme very funny, the flight attendant probably won’t be impressed. For one, they have heard it more than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high-pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
Funniest Airplane Puns to Fly High With Laughter
Here is a punny compilation of airplane jokes. While some are quite plane jokes (pun intended), some might make you fall down your seat. Alright then, ready to take off and land in the jokes? Let’s get to it!
#21
How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane!
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#22
The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany.
It was the wurst.
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#23
Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
He passed with flying colors.
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#24
What do we want? Airplane noises. When do we want them? Neeeeeeooooow!
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#25
What do you call a plane full of tired pilots?
Jet lag.
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#26
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
In a cliff-hangar.
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#27
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
“Put me in coach.”
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#28
How often do airplanes crash?
Just once.
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#29
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?” The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.
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#30
What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?
"I’m only going to demonstrate this once, so look closely."
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#31
Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot?
He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet.
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#32
Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin.
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#33
What sound did the 777 airplane make when it started bouncing up and down?
Boeing boeing boeing.
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#34
Flight Announcement: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.”
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#35
What’s the deal with airline food?
This is not a joke. I think it’s really plane.
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#36
Airplanes are atheists, but jets are religious. Why?
Because Jetspray.
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#37
"As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable. Then I remembered that I was in economy."
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#38
The attendant at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said, “Window or Aisle?”
I replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
I replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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#39
Which is a pilot's favourite day?
Flyday!
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#40
"My brother has a pilot’s license, but he only uses it for private flights. So he placed advertisements all over the plane. Now he flies commercial."
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