For someone who feasts on human brains every chance they get, you’d think zombies should be as smart as your average Brainy McBrain. However, literature and pop culture decided that no matter how many body parts you eat, you’ll still be just a moany, slightly rotten, limping scarecrow! Now, although that does seem a bit illogical, it doesn’t mean there aren’t any cool jokes to be made about zombies. On the contrary! The less logic, the better! And, if you’d like to see if this hypothesis is right, we invite you to check out our selection of these glorious zombie jokes that got us laughing, moaning, and hee-hawing.
So, besides some high-quality jokes about zombies, we’ve been thorough enough to scour the internets for some zombie puns, too. Who could resist the brain-grain one, anyway? Definitely not us, and we hope these cute puns intermingled with some spooky jokes will also tickle your funny bone as much as it did ours! And for those who just can’t imagine cute and zombie placed in the same sentence, there are also loads of appropriately creepy Halloween jokes too. What’s Halloween without a zombie, and what’s a zombie without a hilarious joke?
Now, the zombie jokes are just a smidgen further down - you should definitely check them out! Once you are done with that, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who you think might enjoy them as much as you!
#141
What currency do zombies use?
Crypto-currency!
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#142
What are zombies afraid of?
Crypt-onite!
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#143
Why do some zombies hang out at truckstop bathrooms?
They’re looking for gory holes.
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#144
Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?
She said he was just so infectious.
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#145

What is a zombies least favorite month?
Dismember.
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#146
Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out?
Then catch a train to Wuhan.
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#147
What do you call a vegetarian zombie?
A liar.
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#148
What’s a Zombies favorite candy?
Riesen.
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#149
Where do zombies shop for groceries?
Whole dudes.
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#150

What do you call a zombie at a trump rally?
Starving.
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#151

What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea?
Plaguegiarism.
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#152
What’s the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Plants.
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#153
The Pentagon has a plan for combating a real life zombie apocalypse. They plan on requesting the aliens to stop the zombie film shooting.
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#154
"I asked the hotel checkout girl, 'Do you provide turndown service?' She said, 'Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote.'"
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#155
Why did the zombie eat the archer?
He wanted his bone and marrow.
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#156

What is a zombie’s favorite football team?
"The Washington Deadskins."
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#157
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead.
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