Alcohol and good decisions have never been best friends. Nothing shuts down spatial awareness and critical thinking faster than ten shots of tequila—which, as you can imagine, rarely ends well.
But if there’s one upside to a tipsy disaster, it’s the legendary story you’ll (hopefully) remember well enough to tell later or at least have a friend remind you.
From TikTok to Reddit, people have been spilling the worst things they’ve done while completely hammered, and the results are equal parts hilarious and mildly tragic. Scroll down to see them all, and if you’ve got a story to rival these, we want to hear it.
#41
Unironically decided to speak in a posh British accent for the rest of the night, stayed out until 8am, got home and threw up in my washing basket 🥲
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12points
#42
My drunk friend called my teacher who lives next door to invite him to hang out with us. His wife picked up and wasn’t very happy about it.
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12points
#43
I came home super wasted and my roommate saw me laugh and say this a*****e will never find this as I threw my wallet against the wall making it fall behind the couch.
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11points
#44
Last time I went out drinking by myself I lost my wallet, my glasses and me eCig.
The time before that that I went out drinking by myself, I lost my phone and my hat.
A couple of years ago, I sent a message to the hot woman at work about how much I liked me.
The time before that that I went out drinking by myself, I lost my phone and my hat.
A couple of years ago, I sent a message to the hot woman at work about how much I liked me.
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11points
#45
Got in a legit fight with a good friend. Like punches thrown after he dragged me out of the car for messing with him too much. He was hammered too.
All things good now, this was years ago in college. He had me in his wedding and I'm heading over to his house tonight to cut up a tree that fell in his backyard due to a storm last night. Gotta have the place looking nice for our July 4th party next week!
**EDIT:** Just to add, neither one of us were driving. I was in the trunk of a 4 runner and he was in the passenger side back seat. We dropped him off at his place and he dragged me out of the trunk. We got into it and after it was over, he was walking in to his apt and I was told I was yelling horrible things at him as he walked in. This was at like 3 in the morning.
All things good now, this was years ago in college. He had me in his wedding and I'm heading over to his house tonight to cut up a tree that fell in his backyard due to a storm last night. Gotta have the place looking nice for our July 4th party next week!
**EDIT:** Just to add, neither one of us were driving. I was in the trunk of a 4 runner and he was in the passenger side back seat. We dropped him off at his place and he dragged me out of the trunk. We got into it and after it was over, he was walking in to his apt and I was told I was yelling horrible things at him as he walked in. This was at like 3 in the morning.
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10points
#46
Invited a sibling I cut ties with to my house, for a family thing with other siblings. I did not want them to come and am honestly fine with never seeing them again. Stupid drunk me thought I should give them a chance. Fool.
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#47
Probably the worst thing was losing my entire wallet including my driver's license and military ID in college, when I was an out of state student. I had to get my passport mailed to me so I could fly home for Thanksgiving break 700 miles away and get a new driver's license at the DMV. In today's world getting new debit/credit cards is so easy but losing all of your identification is a b***h.
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10points
#48
Jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home.
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10points
#49
Climbed onto the roof of a random person’s garage cause they were having a house party and I thought if they saw me on the roof they might invite me in 💀
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10points
#50
Stuck me with an expensive hotel bill and taxi ride.
I was on a trip to Kandas City with one group of friends and had been drinking all day when I ran into a guy and his wife that I also am friends with. They were going to go to the downtown part district where their hotel was and my other group of friends was just wanting to go back to the hotel in another part of the city. I decided to continue drinking and everyone agreed that we would meet up at the baseball game the next day so I could ride back home with the people I came down with.
The problem was I kept drinking and ended up walking off by myself and lost track of where the husband and wife were. I stumbled around the streets looking for their hotel and thought I had found it (a Marriott) but actually was at an Embassy Suites. I was hanging out in the lobby when I was finally told that I needed to get a room or leave. I got a room and woke up at about 11:30 the next morning to a horrible hangover and huge bill.
Keep in mind that this was before cellphones, so I couldn't just call or text everyone. I tried calling both hotels where I knew my friends were staying, but they had already checked out because of the time. I had to call a cab to take me to the baseball stadium, while trying not to dry heave the entire time.
Some guy outside the stadium took pity on me and gave me a ticket to the game, but I had no idea where any of my friends were sitting. I was just trying to figure out how to make contact with someone when I heard my name from behind me. Turns out the original group of friends I came down with had bought tickets that day that ended up being a few rows behind the free one I was given.
Disaster was avoided, but I think i saw about 2 of the 15 runs that were scored in the game because i spent most of it dry heaving in the bathroom.
I was on a trip to Kandas City with one group of friends and had been drinking all day when I ran into a guy and his wife that I also am friends with. They were going to go to the downtown part district where their hotel was and my other group of friends was just wanting to go back to the hotel in another part of the city. I decided to continue drinking and everyone agreed that we would meet up at the baseball game the next day so I could ride back home with the people I came down with.
The problem was I kept drinking and ended up walking off by myself and lost track of where the husband and wife were. I stumbled around the streets looking for their hotel and thought I had found it (a Marriott) but actually was at an Embassy Suites. I was hanging out in the lobby when I was finally told that I needed to get a room or leave. I got a room and woke up at about 11:30 the next morning to a horrible hangover and huge bill.
Keep in mind that this was before cellphones, so I couldn't just call or text everyone. I tried calling both hotels where I knew my friends were staying, but they had already checked out because of the time. I had to call a cab to take me to the baseball stadium, while trying not to dry heave the entire time.
Some guy outside the stadium took pity on me and gave me a ticket to the game, but I had no idea where any of my friends were sitting. I was just trying to figure out how to make contact with someone when I heard my name from behind me. Turns out the original group of friends I came down with had bought tickets that day that ended up being a few rows behind the free one I was given.
Disaster was avoided, but I think i saw about 2 of the 15 runs that were scored in the game because i spent most of it dry heaving in the bathroom.
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9points