From Bad Decisions To Hilarious Fails: 50 Drunk Moments People Confessed To

Got so incredibly drunk I ended up knocking over a row of motorbikes (more specifically, scooters; The ones they have all over Asia). Not my proudest moment. Attempted to make a get away, and while in my head I thought I'd got away scot free, I only crawled roughly 4 meters from the scene of the crime, and attempted to hide behind a bush that was much, much smaller than I was. Needless to say, got punched, and had to fork over some cash.

my ex called the cops on me to check on me.. they came in my room and i tried to flirt with them 😔

Lost the the keys for a car I bought the night that I bought it.

FML.

I found a tire in the parking lot of my apartment complex, I carried it to my neighbors door, knocked, and rolled it in when they opened the door and ran.

I had just passed out and I must have gotten up to go pee, but the only thing I remember is being in the attic squatting and when I stood up my foot fell through the ceiling.

The next morning I woke up with scratches and bruises all down my leg and a huge hole in the ceiling with a pee stain around it. I honestly don't remember how I got up there.

What's crazy about it is, you had to walk through our closet on the other side of the room and climb a flight of stairs to get to the attic. The bathroom was 4 feet away from where I was sleeping.

My friend and I were at a party where the host happened to have stick n poke tattoo stuff. We couldn't come up with a best friend design to get, so we decided to not get tattoos. A little while (and more tequila) later, I see my friend on the couch getting Nicolas Cage's initials on his hip. There was no way I was getting that, but I did get a small triangle on my arm in solidarity. Reason I got a triangle? I wanted to connect my freckles. Luckily sober me wasn't mad and I still laugh about it 5 years later.

Ubered myself to my ex's house without permission and he came home from work and I was just in his bed.

I thought my Xbox broke cause it wasn’t ejecting the disk, and drunk me thinks he’s a technical genius, so he tried to fix it.

Sober me found my Xbox in pieces the next morning, and spent $60 to get it repaired. Oh, and there was never even a disk stuck in it.

I had an interview for a job I thought was cool and it was really close, I'm talking walking distance. I had a bad day the day prior so I decided to drink A LOT. I got the most drunk I've ever been and decided to go for a walk and some fried chicken. I sit down at a random company's outside lunch area (I live near an industrial kind of place. Lot of companies and no houses) and just talked to myself and ate the chicken until a security guard kicked me out. Fast forward tomorrow, to my horror, my gps takes me to the same exact place and the security guard on duty is the same guy. I didn't get a call back from them.

Went to my ex's house, took his phone left mine there, and accused him of stealing my phone.

I wandered off from the club into a social club for old people that was all playing bingo, they had food out of the table so I ran in took loads in my hand starting shouting bingo numbers then ran off.

Heard a random person playing loud music at 4am and asked if i could join them…went into the flat and just hung out with a stranger.

Ate a fruit salad consisting of red and purple berries. I then got so drunk that I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I leaned over the edge of my bed and puked up pink vomit on my white carpet. I was also too drunk to clean it up, so I put a towel on top and left it for Sober Me to clean. Sober Me also woke up to a black eye, which I apparently gave myself by hitting my face on the side table while puking.

YEA! Finally! Anyway. I was drinking with my cousin and we had way to much I can't remember anything but I woke up in a Buddhist temple in robes none of my normal clothes any were to be found. Apparently they found me walking the streets naked with a rose trying to chat up a car... My cousin woke up 150km away at his parents house in his swag with a sun flower and a post from a white picket fence... Good times

Edit: still have no idea where the sunflower or picket fence came from but I did find my phone! It was at the bar where we started :/.

I used to have a bar of dove soap that I kept in a drawer, and I would take a bite out of it every time I got drunk, and then forget about it the next day (until the next time I drank) 😭

I thought I was Meredith grey and kept telling everyone about med school (never been) and people started to think I had schizophrenia.

Cried so hard, about a guy I had just met that night in nashville, that the cab driver let us go for free🤭

decided to chase a pigeon in heels still waiting for the bus home and fell flat on my face, it was 8am it was daylight people were out doing their morning food shopping 😭😭

Thought I was keying a car that belonged to a bully from high school (this we a year after highschool) but i ended up keying a car belonging to my boss at a job i worked at. He comes in raging someone keyed his car and then i saw it in the parking lot.

I put a glass half full of vodka next to the bathroom sink and forgot about it. The next morning, while hungover, I thought it was water and took a swig. I promptly started vomiting all over my bathroom.