Alcohol and good decisions famously don’t mix well. But at the very least, their messy relationship tends to produce some truly entertaining stories.
Internet personality Ryan Maxwell has been gathering people’s wildest and worst drunk moments and sharing them with the world. The results range from painfully awkward to laugh-out-loud funny—so much so, you might just feel grateful they didn’t happen to you.
Scroll down for a dose of secondhand chaos, and remember: please drink responsibly.
#21
Walked into my neighbors LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.
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19points
#22
I ordered a patio table & chairs. I was so proud of how cheap it was! When it arrived it was a kids' toy set. My son used it for his Littlest Pet Shop toys.
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19points
#23
Walked into a wrong house after a house party and started rooting through their fridge. They caught me eating a block of cheese before they threw me out.
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18points
#24
I ate an entire box of chicken wings and then cried and accused my own own reflection of eating them all bc I didn't realise it was me in the mirror (don't ask).
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18points
#25
I used to get drunk and swap my neighbor's porch furniture with the other neighbor. Then they got Ring
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17points
#27
Tried to run from the cops. They weren't even after me, they were after my dad.
17points
#28
Screamed across the bar at a 50 yr old man calling him an outfit repeater bc I had seen him the weekend before in the same outfit
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16points
#29
My drunk friend was MC on a cruise wedding and woke up in the bridal suite in between the couple.
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16points
#30
Took an Uber home and started singing the star spangled banner at the top of my lungs while making the driver put it hand over his heart. Then ordered an applause.
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16points
#31
After a night out & walking to my car saw a stray cat i went to rescue it, 2 feet away noticed it was a porcupine and raised its quills to attack. Rolled my ankle running away.
15points
#32
Halloween night out called the police to report someone breaking into my house, found out the next day it was me that climbed through my window after losing my keys and had a voicemail to attend.
The station on Monday morning for wasting police time 🤦♂️🤦♂️
The station on Monday morning for wasting police time 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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13points
#33
My friend an I were drunk and trying to see mars through a telescope...we wondered why couldn't see anything then realized the lense cover was still on! Then fell over the chairs of laughter
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13points
#34
Locked myself in a bathroom drunk Instagram DM'd an old situationship telling him it was going to be us in the end and he responded saying "no it won't be" and blocked me.
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12points
#36
Jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home.
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11points
#39
I let a random man help me put my shoes back on after leaving the bar (i have no idea how they got off) and then he tried to kidnap me and my friend had to save me bc I was letting him
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9points
