43 Times People Got Drunk And Made The Most Hilarious Decisions

Instead of ordering an Uber to go home I signed up to be an Uber driver. I don't even have a license.

I walked up to the police, asked if they REALLY were man's best friend and once they confirmed asked them to bring me home. They actually did.

I watched the entire Titanic movie on mute and cried because I thought I was deaf.

Called my grandma at midnight to yell/sing happy birthday. Half the bar sang with me. It was not her birthday.

Got drunk at my friend's house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them.

I stole a big hay bale they used for seats outside a bar, then dropped it off on my bosses porch with a note saying "just wanted to say hay"

Went for a wee while at a friend's house, came back down and he said "where you been?" Turns out I'd left the flat, gone upstairs to a different flat, and used their bathroom.


Samantha Tomori:
I can't stop laughing.


OP:
already used his toilet several times that night. I did wonder why there were loads of women's knickers and clothes scattered around my single male friend's bathroom floor

About two days after getting wasted I received a black and white wig, a day later, a black dress, then a polka dot fur coat. Apparently I thought I needed a cruella de vil costume in July

Lost my keys, called a 24hr locksmith at 2am to get into my apartment, and then hooked up with the locksmith.

I found a tire in the parking lot of my apartment complex, I carried it to my neighbors door, knocked, and rolled it in when they opened the door and ran.

I unloaded my dishes from the dishwasher into the refrigerator

i saw a fox on the walk back from the pub and decided to go up to it, i didn't know the fox had pups behind it so it hissed at me and starting chasing after me so at 4am i was full on sprinting away

Ubered myself to my ex's house without permission and he came home from work and I was just in his bed.

Called the cops on myself ... Because I thought I was being kidnapped but it was just my friend driving me home

I thought I was Meredith grey and kept telling everyone about med school (never I been) and people started to think I had schizophrenia.

I got drunk at a friend's house and passed out and on the way back from the bathroom thought I was in my house and proceeded to climb over her husband and got in to bed with them both on their anniversary weekend.

Drunk kissed my toilet seat and called it my only best friend while I was going through a breakup and sent a video of me doing this to him to show I've moved on.

My friend and her boyfriend were doing the nasty and I crawled on the floor in the dark and grabbed his foot.

I traded my phone for a panini. They didn't ask for my phone... Or literally anything in return.. But I insisted. I woke up with an unwrapped panini in my purse the next day. I never took a single bite out of it.

I just moved to an apartment complex and I was trying to unlock my door at 10 pm, the key wasn't working. After about 5 mins, a lady opened the door wondering why I was trying to break in to her apt.