Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find.
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good!
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them!
#41
A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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#42
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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#43
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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#44
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
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#45
I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
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#46
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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#47
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
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#48
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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#49
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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#50
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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#51
My biggest professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.
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#52
If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
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#53
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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#54
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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#55
A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
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#56
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
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#57
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
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#58
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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#59
What do you call stealing ideas from many? Research.
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#60
My Boss has an OCD. Every time I don’t finish my work he notices.
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