Sweaty, shivering, and disoriented, you jump out of your bed, having just dreamt that it is Monday, you’re late to work, and you are missing a conference meeting. Your pants are nowhere to be seen, your hair is one huge cowlick, and your cat desecrated your favorite shoes. What’s worse, you just came to the sense that all of this is really happening, and you, in fact, are late for work, and it is, in fact, a Monday. Waking up to such an ordeal is no one’s dream for sure, but we’ve all been there in our dragging years of being working adults. Except for the lucky few, the workplace isn’t usually a fun place to be, and dreams about it are exactly like this, and the only thing that could make it better are, without a doubt, work jokes. However, thinking of it, reading jokes during your work hours might not be the best idea sometimes, but hey, we all need that sweet, sweet comedic relief in our day! So, here we are, presenting to you our collection of only the best work jokes that we could find.
These silly jokes, besides already being inherently funny and relatable, will also shed light on such things as horrible bosses, the real meaning of the word workstation, and our favorite topic - all the things corporate. So, you should expect to feel seen by these jokes while getting your portion of the giggles. Not that bad, right? And while these workplace jokes might not make your daily routine bearable, they will definitely amuse you, and that’s almost as good!
See if your boss isn’t around right now, and scroll straight to our list of funny work jokes. Once you are there, give the best ones your vote, and either read them out loud to your colleagues or share the whole article with them!
#21
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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#22
A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.
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#23
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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#24
It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.
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#25
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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#26
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
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#27
A conference call is the best way to get a dozen people to say bye 300 times.
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#28
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
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#29
What’s the best work politics? Anti-work but pro-paycheck.
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#30
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
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#31
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.
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#32
Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.
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#33
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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#34
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.
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#35
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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#36
The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.
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#37
If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.
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#38
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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#39
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?
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#40
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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