63 Insane Ways Women Tried To Get Closer To Their Crush

suggested we play a game of hangman during class so i could sneakily learn his interests and then subtly dropped them during class discussions, my teacher also helped me too.

saw a german man on facebook moving to dallas and started learning german on duolingo just in case he ever messaged me back. (he didn't).

I knew where he lived, so I bought 3 boxes of Hershey's and went to his house to "sell" him some chocolate for "a good cause". His girlfriend opened the door (I didn't know he had a gf).

in 4th grade, there were poles in the playground at recess that was part of the park and my crush at the time was playing soccer in the field, i started to pole dance and yelled his name to look at me.

once i drew i pic of him as a knight saving me as a princess on a horse and he found it and ripped it up in front of me.

I followed him from work to the grocery store so I could "bump into him" randomly. we're married now and i told him. he calls me joe (from you) sometimes.

I created a fake account pretending to be this pretty girl and started talking to him and eventually established that this fake girl and him both knew ME and then as the girl I started talking bad about myself with him to get him to defend me and make him realise that I was the one for him… it backfired and turns out this guy actually had a deep rooted hatred for me and thought I was a weirdo I got offended obviously and made it WORSE by staging that this girl was my stalker and telling him that this girl was stalking me and uhh yeah not my proudest moment.

in third grade a guy said he liked pigtails so i immediately went to the bathroom and put my hair in the most heinous, lopsided, pigtails imaginable.

Pretended I couldn’t see the board in 3rd grade so I could get glasses because he had glasses and I thought he would like me. Plot twist, he did not like me and now my vision is the worst.

pretended my snap got hacked, deleted it and made a new account just so it would say i added him from quick add instead of search………

scroll through reels and find the ones he liked and write what they were about in my notes app and then bring it up in person.

Confiscated his water bottle and noticed it was Kirkland water so i tried to go to costco every chance i possibly could to see if i would catch him there.

i mean like i took note of his wardrobe every week in school and tried to line mine up so we could match.

he was a psychiatrist and I read 230 psychology newsletters in a row from his university dating back 1980, looking for publications by/abt him, so I could casually bring up that same opinion in sesh.

i made a guy account and befriended him to change his opinion about relationships cuz he used to hate relationship and lovey stuff.

i wrote him a very long letter, describing my feelings, and gave it to him in the MIDDLE OF CLASS. mind you i had already told him i liked him, several times, and he rejected me every. time.

In high school I learned of the pavlovian method so I would give my crush his favorite candy every time I saw him. I stopped cause it started working and I felt too bad.

found his apartment complex based on a white wall. he's married with a kid now.

Made fake accounts to flirt with myself and turned them down and let him log into my account so he saw how loyal I was.

I asked him about his childhood. From that, analyze what might have been missing and use it to my advantage to create a closeness with him.