63 Insane Ways Women Tried To Get Closer To Their Crush

I pretended to like Tyler the creator because I needed an excuse to talk to him, than he surpised me with Tyler the creator tickets shortly after. I had to learn all the songs & now I love Tyler lol.

I studied Calculus so harddddd so that my name will be next to him on the ranking.

i “drunk-called” him, but i was not drunk.

Tried so hard to get into detention where he was at but I was such a good student each teacher kept forgiving me I was like PLEASE PUNISH ME.

I would wait by the stair case and I memorized his laugh so whenever I heard it down the hall I would walk at the right moment to perfectly bump into him. Even if it was just to look at him.

Learned chess just for him,even tho i dont understand a single thing then i got so addicted i play everyday he joined a contest in our school and i ended up playing with him and i won +.

i used to pretend I lived in the same direction as him so I could see him for longer. (this went on for a year, I actually lived a 20 minute walk in the opposite direction ) now we're dating and when he came to my house for the first time he said "i thought you lived down that way?" I just said "oh yeah I moved."

I spent 5 hours finding his Spotify, memorized every single song and added them to my playlists and we bonded over our music taste. We are engaged now.

I almost fell off a cliff/tree branch hanging over a river just so he could catch me (he grabbed my waist so a wins a win).

Watched a video that was 3 hours worth of quantum physics and took notes just to impress him the next day in school.

maybe not as unhinged but I bought TWO pairs of Vans bc I knew he liked them. first time he saw me wearing them, he kept on telling me how cool my shoes were, I was over the moon.

maybe not unhinged, but it embarrasses me. he said his favorite animal was an elephant (to someone else) so the next day i wore an elephant t shirt, grey pants, and a chunky silver elephant necklace.

i had like 3 classes with him and would stare at him all day. even if he was sitting behind me i would sit sideways so i could see him. yes he knew.

Infiltrated his bloodline. befriended his mom, tracked and studied her, became her favorite. every “coincidence” was precision. She thought she set us up - nah, she executed my plan. 6 years in.

i chased a squirrel in the middle of us talking (hunger games was super popular the time and everyone wanted to prove they were athletic). the squirrel outran me.

he lived in Canada so i booked a flight and said i was there “for vacation” and that we should hang out.

in fifth grade i memorized both my crush’s parents’ license plates, his address, and his direct family’s chinese names. i would also stalk his roblox to figure out which games he liked and then on -.

i blocked my stories to 1,300 followers ONE BY ONE, except him, because putting him in close friends was too much and i would look intense.

Everyone is talking about the Pavlovian theory, but I wrote a three page love letter in French.

I watched all of one piece.