Funny,JokesAPR 20, 2026

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

Eligijus Sinkunas, Kornelija Viečaitė and Karolina Kondratavičiūtė

Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don't even bother, right? Well, it's not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.

People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We've collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?

#21 What

Amazon review praising eyeliner that won’t run, highlighting longevity and smudge-proof qualities in humorous style.

darbsquire

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71points

Fake reviews are a big problem elsewhere, too, not just on Amazon. In 2021, the FTC put 700 companies on notice and threatened legal action if they continued using fake reviews "and other deceptive forms of endorsement." While Amazon pledges to delete fake reviews and "take action" against those who misuse them, some still do slip through the cracks. But maybe it's for the best? Perhaps without the annoying fake reviews, we wouldn't have these hilarious gems?

#22 Sugar Free Gummy Bears

Amazon review praising sugar free gummies as delicious and worth the pain with 5 stars and verified purchase status.

_sheepfrog_

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68points

#23 As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here

Man wearing VR goggles with googly eyes and Roomba vacuum with googly eyes, part of hilarious Amazon reviews.

KeeperOfCarl

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64points

#24 Finally Found One In The Wild

Man leaning horizontally against a wall showing strong traction, illustrating a hilarious Amazon review concept.

laaplandros

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61points

What about you, Pandas? Do you ever review products you've bought online? Do the emails encouraging you to post a review ever influence you in any way? And what's the best review you've ever read on Amazon? Let us know in the comments! While you're here, be sure to check out more ridiculousness in the second-hand e-commerce world in the form of these unhinged Vinted posts and these confusing listings on Facebook Marketplace.