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“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians
Funny,JokesAPR 20, 2026

“As An Amateur Surgeon…”: 77 Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Who Missed Their True Calling As Comedians

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Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don't even bother, right? Well, it's not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.
People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We've collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?

#1 Lookin Good

Pregnant woman in white dress and man wearing dress for funny pregnancy announcement Amazon review.
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#2 Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

Screenshot of a 5-star verified Amazon review praising a product with a humorous comment.
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#3 Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

Amazon customer review praising long-lasting eyeliner that stays perfect despite tears and emotional stress.
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Although only a small percentage of consumers post online reviews, buyers rely on them heavily when making purchasing decisions. Face it, Pandas: you probably wouldn't buy an item that only has a single review, even if it were glowing. And you're not alone: the availability and content of reviews greatly impact consumer behavior. In fact, 96% of shoppers say they read Amazon reviews before buying something.

In fact, reviews are sometimes more impactful than brand loyalty, as 79% of buyers trust reviews more than brands they have bought from before. According to a 2025 Amazon consumer report by Remazing and Appinio, review quality is the third most important element of a buying decision. For 91% of Amazon shoppers, review quality comes first when shopping, and only prices (95%) and product descriptions (92%) matter more.

#4 Not Sure If This Counts But It’s Pretty Wholesome

Five-star Amazon review praising eyeliner product with a smiling man taking a selfie by a river in nature.
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#5 This Precious Review For A Cat Pillow

Cat wrapped in a soft blanket on a bed with cozy decor illustrating hilarious Amazon reviews of eyeliner.
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#6 That Cuts Deep

Amazon customer review of scissors praising sharpness and precision in a humorous verified purchase comment.
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Interestingly, jokey reviews don't deter buyers. On the contrary: sometimes, ridiculous reviews can bring in more future shoppers. In 2024, two professors at the Temple Fox School of Business, Sunil Wattal and Susan Mudambi, set out to explore what kind of impact "pseudo reviews" on Amazon have on buyers. They were inspired by such viral products like the once-viral banana slicer and its top comment: "For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana."

They had 250 participants read all sorts of reviews: ridiculous ones, honest ones, and negative and positive ones. What they found was that pseudo-reviews can either increase or decrease sales, depending on the context. A negative review where a person really meant what they wrote dissuaded shoppers from buying. However, a jokey negative review had the opposite effect – people were tempted to buy those products just for laughs.

#7 Nice Guess

Amazon review meme showing an inflatable bed mistaken for an ice cream sandwich with a one-star rating.
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#8 One Of The Best Amazon Reviews

Screenshot of a hilarious Amazon review for a durable giant inflatable beach ball with 5-star ratings.
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#9 Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews

Screenshot of 64 customer reviews with 3.7 star rating and a top 5-star verified review about eyeliner durability.
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Both professors caution buyers not to take things at face value. Sometimes, people just want to joke around, and they exercise their funny bone muscles in the Amazon review section. Mudambi has two ideas about what drives people to write funny reviews: "They're trying to make a name for themselves. Or else they just have way too much time on their hands."

#10 It’s A Trap!

Review of a super comfortable bean bag that traps farts, shared in hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve five stars.
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#11 No Complaints

Black steel casket with white interior and silver handles shown in an Amazon product listing with customer review.
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#12 Leah Gets Some Motivation

Amazon review showing a broken scale humorously described as motivating, featured in hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve 5 stars.
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"If you're looking for some benign humor, online reviews are a good place to go. But don't take yourself or the products or the reviews too seriously," Mudambi also added. Her colleague Wattal also sees the bright side of funny reviews: "If you're looking for a gift for your friend and something is viral with all these fake reviews, you might as well buy that."

#13 I Checked Out The Reviews For A Dress I Was Going To Buy. I Didn’t Expect This!

Amazon customer five-star review with humorous recommendation for a red XL dress by World's Worst Mom.
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#14 A Review For Spoons

Amazon review showing a humorous comment on spoon-shaped spoons, featured in eyeliner funny reviews article.
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#15 Definitely Works Well

Hilarious Amazon review about a silent eyeliner that won’t run, praised for humor and 5-star rating.
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How can you tell that a review is genuine? Some of the jokes might go over your head and the review author's sarcasm doesn't always translate into print. In 2015, linguists studied 750 Amazon reviews and tried to spot the satirical ones. Interestingly, the researchers couldn't always determine whether the review was genuine or satirical. They did, however, classify 71.1% of the reviews correctly as satirical. "Linguistically, satirical texts are more specific, less lexically sophisticated, and contain more words associated with negative emotions and certainty than non-satirical texts," the researchers concluded.

#16 Dammit Chapman

Review of How to Win Friends & Influence People highlighting a humorous take on eyeliner that won’t run like your man.
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#17 Amazon Review For A Fog Machine

Raccoon lying on a wooden deck near a fog machine, with purple light highlighting the scene for hilarious Amazon reviews.
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#18 50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

Amazon review screenshot showing a humorous five-star comment about a heavy product and delivery experience.
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There is another kind of fake review on Amazon – the real fake kind. While it's hard to estimate just how many, experts caution that many glowing reviews we see aren't actually genuine. In 2021, the UK consumer group Which? found that there were dedicated websites offering to sell fake reviews on Amazon Marketplace for £5 each.

Which? uncovered a scheme that offered "packages" for sellers: individual packages that cost £15 and bulk packages from £620 for 5 and up to £8,000 for 1,000. In April 2025, the UK banned fake reviews as part of the Digital Markets, Competition and Consumer Act of 2024.

#19 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon

Amazon review screenshot criticizing a slow waffle maker, part of hilarious Amazon reviews that deserve 5 stars.
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#20 Furby

Funny Amazon review excerpt with 5-star rating praising a Furby’s quirky and entertaining behavior.
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