If age is just a number, then a prison cell is just a room. When they say that hangovers get worse after your mid-twenties, they're not lying. Because, heck, they do, and a few bevvies can take a day to recover and two pills of Ibuprofen to get that clapping monkey with cymbals out of one's head.
Do you know what is even less fun? Turning 30. By 30, you're expected to have a house, two children and to have seen the Taj Mahal. Oh, and about 50 grand in your savings account. I know you've come here to read jokes about turning 30, but turning 30 is a joke in itself.
Okay, okay, it's not THAT bad. Well, perhaps your knees and back don't feel like they were when you were 18, but yakno, it's bearable. So whether you're looking for turning 30 jokes, funny birthday puns for a friend who's turning 30 soon, or just want to laugh at yourself, you've come to the right place.
Below, we've compiled a lengthy list of 30th birthday jokes, jokes about getting old(er), and just witty adult jokes. Take a look at the funny jokes we have gathered, and let us know if any made you crack a smile! And show off those pearly whites more often while you still have them *winking face*.
P.S. if you're looking for funny birthday wishes, we got you covered!
#61 Plot Twist: Weekend’s Shrinking Again
"Thursday is no longer part of the weekend."
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#62 Classic rebel energy
"Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway!"
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#63 Midlife Perks Are Real
"Your 30s – one year closer to having dinner at 5pm."
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#64 Adulting unlocked: level 30 achieved
"Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have to dread turning 30 anymore."
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#65 Budgeting for birthday vibes
"I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn’t afford that many candles!"
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#66 Welcome to the Thirties Club
"Nothing changes when you cross thirty, except that you have to replace your moisturizer with anti-aging cream."
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#67 Guess I’m Doomed After 30
"Life before 30 is for making mistakes, and life after 30, is to repent for all of them."
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#68 Forever 28, Seriously Though
"You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature."
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#69 Aging: Now With Extra Fees
"I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling."
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#70 Adulting’s prankster phase
"Being 30 years old is not a joke, but it can be a lot of laughs."
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#71 Sleep: The Real Happy Hour
"30s... when 'happy hour' is a nap!"
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#72 Aging Gracefully, Kinda
"Relax, your 30s are just like your 20s, except you look 10 years older, and everything is a little less fun."
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#73 Goodbye, Naive Years
"May your 20s rest in perfect peace."
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#74 Welcome to adulting, kinda
"Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life’s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can."
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#75 Adulting Level: Plot Twist Ahead
"Thinking about turning 30 seemed like a fairy tale when we were kids."
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#76 Thirty? Still the same, just winded
"After turned 30 you not feel any different now that I am 30 years old, maybe a little bit more breathless after turning off all my candles."
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#77 Aging Like Fine Whiskey Noise
The sound you make after drinking whiskey at 22: “Gackerbleck.”
The sound you make after drinking whiskey at 30: “Mmmmm, sweet, sweet, nectar of the gods.”
The sound you make after drinking whiskey at 30: “Mmmmm, sweet, sweet, nectar of the gods.”
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#78 Plot twist: Adulting never gets easier
"Stop worrying about your age. There will be many other problems to worry about in life after you turn thirty."
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#79 Plot twist: age is a prank
"Welcome to your 30s! Body parts start hurting for no reason."
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#80 Club vibes, but make it cozy
"No more wondering if you should be out at a club, now its at home with wine and pizza."
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