Have you ever wished you could just implant your message right into someone’s brain so that they would hear it loud and clear and understand it right away? Well, we have! We often think about how cool it would be to send telepathic messages and save our daily word count on something that’s truly worthy of our breath. There’s another spectrum of sending a telepathic message - the entertainment kind. And, although the mere thought of telepathic messaging is already quite an entertaining one, just wait until you read the answers these people once gave about the telepathic messages they’d send to all the people on earth at once. It’s pure comedy gold, so if you’re drinking something, put it aside so as not to sprinkle your precious screen with sticky droplets of whatever it is you’re drinking.
As it turns out, loads of people have thought about the possibility of sending telepathic messages to all the inhabitants of the earth all at once. And since their ideas of the perfect message to broadcast were so specific and so on-point, we came to our conclusion that most of them have actually spent quite some time in their lives mulling over the thought. From absolutely hilarious transmissions and funny stories that would surely stop anyone in their tracks upon receiving them to profound messages that could positively change the course of history, the people in this Reddit thread seemingly had an announcement fit for absolutely any occasion. Now, only if we could actually send telepathic messages…
Right, let’s go to the telepathic messages people in this AskReddit thread shared with us, shall we? Let us warn you again - it’s bound to get pretty hilarious in here, so count the possibility of having a fit of the wildest giggles in. Be sure to rank the submissions in a way that pleases you, and share this article with your friends!
#41
"This is Galactic Executor Sadreana III. After our initial review, we have found planet 4667AAX, local designation: Earth, has failed to meet the criteria set for it 2000 years ago, local time. The inhabitants of this planet continue to war, as well as destroy their own ecosystems. For this reason, acceptance into the galactic league is denied, and a probationary period will begin. If the inhabitants of 4667AAX do not make progress in the next 10 years, the species will be terminated, as per protocol 116E. Have a good day."
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15points
#44
"According to my YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of my viewers are actually subscribed. So if you end up liking this video, please subscribe. It's free, and you can always unsubscribe later. Also, there's been a YouTube glitch that's been going around that makes you unsubscribe randomly, so if you could just scroll down and check if you're subscribed, it would help me out a lot. With that out of the way, let's get on with the video."
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14points
#45
"7.8 billion?... I'd tell everyone to learn something about birth control!"
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14points
#50
""This is god your creator, for eternal salvation you must send $100 to my PO Box."
I would only need about 0.2% of the population to fall for it then I am billionaire."
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13points
#51
"My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron. We’ve come in no harm, hiding in plain sight, waiting for the time to come. You shall not be worried, Megatron was destroyed eons ago, the threat of Unicron is hiding beneath the crust of this planet, we must destroy him at all costs, and if your planet is to be destroyed, then shall be it."
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13points
#52
"Anything telepathic transmitted to every living human being on Earth without explanation would immediately be taken as the voice of God by the majority I'm sure.
Therefore, the only thing I'd say would be something along the lines of, "Whoops... sorry.""
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12points
#58
"The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication."
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10points
