Have you ever wished you could just implant your message right into someone’s brain so that they would hear it loud and clear and understand it right away? Well, we have! We often think about how cool it would be to send telepathic messages and save our daily word count on something that’s truly worthy of our breath. There’s another spectrum of sending a telepathic message - the entertainment kind. And, although the mere thought of telepathic messaging is already quite an entertaining one, just wait until you read the answers these people once gave about the telepathic messages they’d send to all the people on earth at once. It’s pure comedy gold, so if you’re drinking something, put it aside so as not to sprinkle your precious screen with sticky droplets of whatever it is you’re drinking.
As it turns out, loads of people have thought about the possibility of sending telepathic messages to all the inhabitants of the earth all at once. And since their ideas of the perfect message to broadcast were so specific and so on-point, we came to our conclusion that most of them have actually spent quite some time in their lives mulling over the thought. From absolutely hilarious transmissions and funny stories that would surely stop anyone in their tracks upon receiving them to profound messages that could positively change the course of history, the people in this Reddit thread seemingly had an announcement fit for absolutely any occasion. Now, only if we could actually send telepathic messages…
Right, let’s go to the telepathic messages people in this AskReddit thread shared with us, shall we? Let us warn you again - it’s bound to get pretty hilarious in here, so count the possibility of having a fit of the wildest giggles in. Be sure to rank the submissions in a way that pleases you, and share this article with your friends!
#21
"Something along the line of "19 remain."
They won't know what the 19 are. People? Hours? Deaths? This will most likely spiral them into insanity."
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22points
#23

“We know what you did. If you confess, we will be lenient. Otherwise you will pay for your misdeeds.”
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20points
#25
"Those trying to divide us are doing so for their own benefit, not yours. Look to your fellow man as an ally in the journey of life, not as a competitor or enemy. Work together to improve life for everyone, not just those at the top of the economic pile."
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19points
#26
prophetuscaecus wrote:
""Don't do it."
""Don't do it."
Could save some lives. Could stop some petty crime. Could prevent a perfectly good wedding from happening. Who knows? Results would be interesting."
chillp0tle replied:
"Would be interesting to see the results if you changed it to “do it” too."
"Would be interesting to see the results if you changed it to “do it” too."
Lord_Nivloc added:
"DEW IT."
"DEW IT."
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18points
#28
"You must tell no one, but you have a very unique ability that can save the world. In about 6 years, you will get another message akin to this one. Until then, wait."
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17points
#29
"Warning! Your simulation experience is about to expire. To continue feeling like a human being , please send $15 to the blue pill org.
Yours sincerely, the Architect."
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17points
#31

“Hello this is the first test of Elon Musks new neurolink software that requires no chip.”
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17points
#32
Snakeninja21 wrote:
""This is god speaking. You have all sinned majorly and will be punished." I feel like for the people who would understand it, because I’d be speaking in English, would clean up their act and panic."
""This is god speaking. You have all sinned majorly and will be punished." I feel like for the people who would understand it, because I’d be speaking in English, would clean up their act and panic."
Numinae replied:
"Oh, and Kent... STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!"
"Oh, and Kent... STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!"
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17points
#33
MEMEScouty wrote:
"Deletion Progress: 0%, 1%, 2%, 3%........"
"Deletion Progress: 0%, 1%, 2%, 3%........"
FishingWell replied:
"Then at 99% go into decimals and pause for a bit at 99.99%."
"Then at 99% go into decimals and pause for a bit at 99.99%."
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16points
#34
"This is god. (my name) is the chosen one. He was born on (my birthday) Send him money."
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16points
#35
"Just a loud scream for 10 seconds.
It will get its own Wikipedia page and speculations for a hundred years."
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16points
#39
"We are the Borg, lower your weapons and surrender your cities. You and your culture will be assimilated, resistance is futile."
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15points
#40
"I’d say “Shhhh Listen” then not say anything, just have it be real quiet, no thoughts, no words, nothing....."
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