The USA is the only nation where state jokes are more common than ever. These jokes are funny, serious, and insulting at the same time. It is the ultimate American joke, as it makes fun of itself. But, instead of making fun of the nation overall, they poke fun at a single aspect of it — a state. Plenty of funny state jokes have a little bit of a “spice” in them.
The United States, as the name gives out, is a union of many states — 50, to be exact. With this large number of “members,” people were given the ability to create some funny state jokes, poking fun at the neighboring state. For example, if you ever go to Michigan, you might hear “Ohio” in the punchline of a joke. Their Ohio state jokes originated due to the football rivalry they have. All in all, it’s just innocent fun!
If you are out searching for the best American jokes, you are in luck. Below, we have compiled a list of some of the funniest jokes that poke fun at the 50 states of the USA. Be sure to upvote the jokes and puns that suit the state's stereotypical image. On the other hand, if you want to poke some fun at a state, share your joke or pun in the comments below.
#81
What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?
The Massachusetts Turnpike.
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#82
How can you tell if an Oklahoman is married?
There’s dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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#83
It's fitting that Indianapolis' NFL team is the COLTS.
"Count On Losing The Superbowl."
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#84
High of 32º F in Maine?
Last cookout of the season it is!
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#85
Where does America buy its pencils?
Pennsylvania!
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#86
Which is the most courteous State in the US?
Conetiquette.
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#87
A New Hampshire man walks into a library. That’s the whole joke.
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#88
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
"A Hula-Dunnit."
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#89
What’s a seven-course meal in North Dakota?
A hamburger and a six-pack.
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#90
"Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because it ends in 40 feet."
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#91
What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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#92
What do you call your ex who lived in Maryland?
"Old Bae."
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#93
How do you know you’re from Ohio?
You own only three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
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#94
You know you’re from Connecticut when your family owns more cars than legal drivers, you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis, and swimming lessons as a child, and you have at least four friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.
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#95
What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A whine cellar.
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#96
"As you know, the bear hunting season in New Jersey is a little bit different. First, they shoot the bear and then they bury it in a construction site." — David Letterman
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#97
How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hella.
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