The USA is the only nation where state jokes are more common than ever. These jokes are funny, serious, and insulting at the same time. It is the ultimate American joke, as it makes fun of itself. But, instead of making fun of the nation overall, they poke fun at a single aspect of it — a state. Plenty of funny state jokes have a little bit of a “spice” in them.
The United States, as the name gives out, is a union of many states — 50, to be exact. With this large number of “members,” people were given the ability to create some funny state jokes, poking fun at the neighboring state. For example, if you ever go to Michigan, you might hear “Ohio” in the punchline of a joke. Their Ohio state jokes originated due to the football rivalry they have. All in all, it’s just innocent fun!
If you are out searching for the best American jokes, you are in luck. Below, we have compiled a list of some of the funniest jokes that poke fun at the 50 states of the USA. Be sure to upvote the jokes and puns that suit the state's stereotypical image. On the other hand, if you want to poke some fun at a state, share your joke or pun in the comments below.
#61
“In L.A., rich people live with rich people and poor people live with poor people. In New York, that’s from building to building. Like I asked my friend, I said, ‘Man, what’s a good building?’ He said, ‘A good building, you got a door man. A bad building, you just got a man in a door.’” — D. L. Hughley
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#62
"Welcome to Rhode Island, where size doesn’t matter."
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#63
Why do the Tennessee Volunteers eat cereal straight from the box?
They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
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#64
What’s the difference between Massachusetts and Connecticut?
The Kennedys don’t own Connecticut.
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#65
Did you hear what happened in Nebraska when the wind stopped blowing?
Everyone fell over!
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#66
If your hometown river is flammable and you don't see any meaningful difference between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip, you're probably from Ohio.
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#67
Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn’t like fish?
Yeah, he just wasn’t inuit.
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#68
When talking about Montana: "Frost bite? You mean ICE TAN!"
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#69
You know you’re from New Mexico when you believe that bags of sand with a candle in them are perfectly acceptable Christmas decorations, you can order your Big Mac with green chile, and you believe using a turn signal is a sign of weakness.
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#70
“On Saturday, after losing to Wisconsin, Kentucky fans went into the streets and started burning things. Meanwhile, Wisconsin fans went out and started frying things and covering them in cheese.” — Conan O’Brien
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#71
“Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.” – Dave Barry
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#72
What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos?
The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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#73
You know you're from Connecticut if you root for all of the New York sports teams.
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#74
"I used to think Iowa was something people said when they're listing states alphabetically and they couldn't remember what comes after Indiana. Indiana…. I, oh… Oh yeah, Kansas! Kansas." — Trevor Noah
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#75
What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?
Washington.
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#76
What is every Californian’s favorite part about the winter?
Watching all of the bad weather on TV.
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#77
What did the guy from Burlington say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
“Hey, nice tan.”
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#78
"I went to a dentist is Vegas because I had a cavity… and he wanted to wait until I had three in a row!" — Rita Runder
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#79
An Iowa fan, an Iowa State fan, and an UNI fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The UNI fan insists that he is the most loyal. ”This is for UNI!” he yells, and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Iowa fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for the Hawkeyes!” and pushes the Iowa State fan off the mountain.
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#80
What separates a good team from a great team?
The Kentucky-Ohio border.
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